Klink and Hogan in “Reservations Are Required”

Klink

So you wouldn't take my advice, eh, Hogan? Where are the two prisoners who tried to escape?

Hogan

If you'd stood any closer to them, your Iron Cross would get rusty.

Klink

Oh, you fools! Here's my reward: 30 days in the cooler! Take them away!

Hogan

30 days is a cruel, inhuman, unjustified punishment to be inflicted only by a sadist!

Klink

Flattery will get you nothing, my dear Colonel.