Klink is a fine actor. Look how well he's played the part of a German officer all these years.
“Klink For the Defense” · Season 6, Episode 19
In this episode: Colonel Klink (3), Robert E. Hogan (1), Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter (1), General Burkhalter (1)
Kommandant Klink: a man who could have been great, except he wasn't very good.
I have been appointed Haufman's defense council.
CNCorporal Newkirk
How did it happen?
I'm told I volunteered.
What's your defense?
Since Colonel Houfman has served his country gallantly in the past, I will try for a smaller firing squad.
[before the court-martial]
I don't think I'll have any trouble getting him off with the death penalty.
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