[about Grace] Frankly, Howard, I'm exhausted. The woman's a sexual juggernaut.
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[to Howard] Sex. Ironic, isn't it? I have more than I know what to do with. And you can't get arrested.
[to Hill] No comprende, Gordito. LaRue and Washington get the martini circuit. Ellis and Perez get to take a stroll in the park. What do you and me get? A walking tour of the third world.
JMJesus Martinez
[to Frank] Yo, Furillo. Don't let the shadows get you.
I have waited, Phil, and I have endured! First your Gidget phase with that post-pubescent pom-pom girl, and now the second coming of Margaret, your Tupperware Madonna!
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How fresh is the wound?
[sheepishly] Still bleeding.
Henry, you're bleeding all over my arrest report.
[to Collar] You forgot to pay your fare, Dogbreath.
It stirs something deep within me.
All night maneuvers have that effect.
[to LaRue] You haven't had a meaningful relationship with a woman since your mother quit breastfeeding you.
[to sleazy Alan Wachtel] Some of us changed, Wachtel. Others of us mutated.
Just another light-loafered step on the path to Socialism.
Excuse me, Howard?
Those union wags have got cream of wheat where their bone marrow was.
I'm just a thirty-one year-old white guy just tryin' to make my way in the world!
[indignantly] Chipped beef is not a proper menu anywhere!
[misquoting the ATM] I'm here to assist you with all your banking needs, hairball!
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