I just want to say that, that... that you should watch where you're going, Football Head, quit crashing into me all the time! Sheesh! [Helga runs away].
Look at him, all ticked off. He doesn't get it. He doesn't know my secret. What a sap! He still can't even tell that I adore him. [Brainy comes out of a corner and gives Helga a plastic ring.] Look Brainy, this is just weird. How is it that you're standing behind me again? How did you get in this little arch? Where you waiting for me to come into this alley? What's your deal? OK, I am not gonna hit you this time. This one's for free. Today I'm feeling generous, but tomorrow look out.
[going over Dino Spamoni's will] "My house and money will all go to my most recent ex-wife Candy."
CCandy
YESSSSS!
CSCandy's Son
Can we go now?
CCandy
IN A MINUTE!
EExecutor
[Reading Dino Spumoni's Will] "And I leave my extensive collection of paintings to be equally divided among my five ex-wives-except Bunny, who gets jack-squat."
Friends, how many times have we awaken to the frightful cry, "Monkey Man?!" How many times have we seen him with the corner of our eye? Never stopping, always speeding by, a flash of his cape, down the alleys and streets, scampering up fire escapes, like a freaked-out chimpanzee... Monkey Man! Some say he's a force for good, a twisted urban Robin Hood, defending the weak and downtrodden. Some say he's a force for bad, a tricky and conniving cad, forlorn and just plain rotten. Still, others say he's some guy in pajamas, living on stolen bananas. Who knows? Nobody's ever talked to him, but if you find yourself in the Heart of Downtown, keep looking around, because you just might run into him: Monkey Man! The end.
[to Harold] So how much money do you got? [Harold shows Helga two quarters in his hand] Enough for one call each. Hello, Mom! It's me, Helga! I'm stuck at The Chocolate Factory with a moron named Harold. The school bus left us here and we don't have any way to get back. Oh, please pick up, Miriam. [Helga hangs up the phone]
Everything that happened today was your fault. You can't do anything right! Can't you? Take the bus for example. Why do you think we've missed it, Harold? Oh, let me see, hmm... maybe it was because you were too busy eating twice your body weight in Chocolate Num-Nums! Oh, how about this one? "Let's take the subway, I think it goes to Lincoln." Oh, wait, no, it doesn't, it goes straight to the bowels of the underworld! Population: homicidal, toothless, midget clowns! "I know, let's steal their bike, they won't mind." Now, you'd think that would be quite enough to fill any moron's day, but you are not just any moron, are you, Harold? You are the king! Your day's just getting started. So, because of your amazing curiosity about the world around us, you pulled the plug out of the bottom of our getaway boat! [sighs] You idiot...
[trying to cheer Arnold up] We'll grow old together... Oh, wait a minute, I'm already old! Well, okay, so you'll grow old alone with no one to talk to and nothing to come to, except your fun memories and... [Arnold gets sad] ...me and... I'm not helping, am I?
TPTillie Plink
Dude, listen to Tillie,… [starts screaming out purism] Well, you want to buy a dog, sell a dog, it's uneasy! Like Tillie said, it's uneasy!!
Excuse me a moment. [closes door, starts singing and dancing with a doll] They want me back! They want me back! They want me back! Who-ho! [opens the door, gets serious face] Please come in if you can.
Yes it is! We're trapped in here day after day doing boring stuff and standing in line for cold, crappy food that they don't even give me time to eat! Oh, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it! I just wish there was some way to get out of school, and to get to stay home, and to be free!
