Hey Arnold! Season 1 quotes

[to Rhonda] Then, we're not friends anymore!

[on the phone to Nadine] Hang on, I've got another call.

Rhonda

I knew it. You're talking to her, aren't you, Arnold? What is she saying about me? I kept hearing this little click and I knew you were on the other line, to her, talking behind my back. Nadine was always jealous. She's jealous, isn't she, Arnold?

Bob

[thinking] Now I'm stuck with the girl. How in the heck am I gonna survive this week?

Helga

[thinking] Now I'm stuck with Big Bob. How in the heck am I gonna survive this week? [out loud] I'm going out.

Bob

Where are you going? When will you be back? Be careful crossing streets? [Walks back in, satisfied] I can take a week alone with her.

Helga

You don't know anything about me!

Bob

You're a kid, what's there to know?

Big Bob

[Thinking] Great, now I have to sit through this stupid musical for three hours.

Helga

[Thinking] Great, now I have to sit through this stupid musical for three hours.

Harold

I love this contest! I love eating! Wait, I think I ate too fast. Oh, oh, my belly hurts. AAH! Mommy! Please, somebody help!

Helga

What did your grandmother stuff these with, Football Head? socks?

Rhonda, just accept it. You can't have contacts yet.

Rhonda

But, Mom?

But we can't both be upset at the same time! Hello, this is Brooke calling for Buckley, it's a family emergency. They're crooked, why are all these frames crooked? every single 1?

Rhonda

Mother, what if my ears are crooked?

Oh, bite your tongue, you wretched girl, Buckley dear, we got some truly dreadful news today, I'm still really, our perfect little Rhonda needs glasses. Take them off, Rhonda, you're upsetting me.

Rhonda

I wanna talk to Daddy. [in tears] I hate my life, Daddy, why does everything happen to me? I'm so unlucky!

Rhonda

If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh?

I'll die!

You won't die, Stinky.

No, I will, I'll die! Lay down and die like an old dog.

Gerald

Why are you reading this junk? [teases] Oh, right, you have a crush on Miss Felter...

I like poetry, it has nothing to do with her.

Gerald

Right. Later, man.

Oh soft, what light from yonder window breaks? It is the east... [Gerald pauses] ... and... Miss Felter is the sun.

Gerald

[In disgust] That's it, now I'm pukin'.

Gerald

You set a beautiful table, my fair señÑorita. [purrs]

Do I have to purr?

Gerald

Yes, chicks dig the purr!

[To Miss Felter after Gerald's voice is heard through the walkie talkie that is in Arnold's pants] Sometimes my pants... they talk.

You set a beautiful table, my fair señorita.

Muchas gracias.

Aw, enchilada.

Principal Wartz

Thank you, Helga. You're welcome. This is our tradition here in P.S. 118, the retiring hall monitor gets to select the next officer.