[checks squash brought by Vanessa] Oh, fuck me. [walks back to workstation] Hey, hey. Hey, all of you, come here. Who in the fuck just brought me that?
[slowly raises her hand] I did, chef.
It's like you shit all over the plate. It's even colder in the middle. [throws fork across workstation] Unreal!
KKristin
(interview) What it came down to was the bitch lost her fucking mind and was, like, seeing stars.
I'm trying to breathe and cook at the same fucking time, and this is hard!
KKristin
That's what we do! (interview) We're here to cook. If you can't cook, it's time for you to go.
AMAshley & Manda
Refire scallops!
Please, can somebody fucking help me?
All of you, ON THE APPETIZERS!
On order, table 30, two snapper, two tuna, two wellington!
Kristin, call back that order!
Call back that six order! Quiet, everybody!
KKristin
Two special table side.
KKristin
Two special, two tableside, two risotto... ah! (looks terribly confused) Two... two wellington. [smiles nervously]
KKristin
It's not funny. I'm just...focusing on a hundred things right now.
(to Kristin) This is not 'funny. I'VE HAD ENOUGH!
I'm done with you! [calls the entire team] Come over, you!
(interview) Kristin, stop standing there like [acts funny] "Uh-duh-duh-duh-duh".
(to Sous-chef Christina) Christina, write that ticket on her fucking back.
KKristin
[to Meese as she walks to the pass] Behind you.
Turn around. [writes the orders on Kristin's back]
KKristin
(interview) Oh, my God, what is happening right now? Why are you writing on my chef's coat?
Do not let her forget what's on that table.
[Kristin is helping Meese after multiple failed wellington attempts]
KKristin
[to Meese] If you're not comfortable with it, don't serve it.
I'm not serving that. No, I'm not serving that. [throws wellington in the bin]
(interview) Oh, God! Fuck!
You put the wellington in the trash. [picks up the wellington that was thrown away] Hey, hey! Stop! All of you, come here.
[Gordon starts picking up the other wellingtons that Meese threw away earlier]
Cooked perfectly, and it's in the trash. Cooked perfectly, it's in the trash.
(interview) Seriously?! This is crazy. You never throw it in the trash! I will tear into that meat caveman style. Like, "Argh! I'm fucking starving!"
We're 75 minutes in, we've served one fucking table of entrées! We've put more food in the trashcan than we have in the dining room!
(interview) Why did you throw it away?! It was beautiful!
Meanwhile, back in the red kitchen...
Garnish walking, girls! [walks Wellingtons to the pass]
Chef Ramsay is looking for Jackie to deliver...
Arctic char! Arctic char! [holds a pan of perfectly cooked risotto]
...and finally complete the second order of entrées.
(Arctic) char. (sends it to the pass)
(returns the char and sauce to workstation) Hey! Hey, all of you, come here. Just touch that. Dannie, just touch that. COME ON! COME ON! QUICK! JUST TOUCH THAT!
Touch it! Touch... [heavily smashes the char] Fuck! Stone-cold! Jackie, we're stuck in neutral.
(interview) FUCK MY LIFE! Chef Ramsay is going to eliminate me right here.
Jackie, come here! Fucking useless!
For the last time, get it together!
Yes, chef. Now I got to refire this fucking shit!
(talking to the waiter) Go. Come back for the Arctic char, yes?
KKristin
How long on this char, Jackie?
The rest of the table are eating their entrées.
MDMale diner
You guys can start. Start before it gets cold.
(interview) Fucking half the table's eating. So I got Chef Ramsay screaming, "Where's the char?"
(interview) Don't worry, I'm with it. I'm 'bout to 'bout it.
I cannot wait! It's not good enough!
[Gordon holds the char and sauce, returns to workstation for the second time, and he has had it]
Hey, all of you! All of you, come here!
Come here! It's cold and raw! Uh, I-I'm done! [slams the char to a plate] I'm fucking done! I AM DONE! GET OUT! GET OUT!!! I TOLD YOU I WON'T TO PUT UP WITH ANOTHER SERVICE THIS BAD, GET OUT, VANESSA! GET TO THE DOOR! [throws Vanessa's apron on a table when she is on her anger]
(whispers) Damn it. [Jackie throws her apron on a table]
(interview) THIS SUCKS! Somebody needs to go home tonight. It's just completely unacceptable.
It's like we're hitting walls instead of jumping hurdles.
[During prep; Sous Chef Christina has the Red Team go over "The List" while she goes out]
Make a list of everything you don't need.
KKristin
(interview) Every kitchen has a prep list. Normally we don’t title the list... we just know it’s the list.
Okay, this is the list. I'm gonna put "The Fucking List".
(interview) Jackie wrote "The F-ing List". Like... why would you write that?
[Christina sees Jackie's handwritten list at the workstation]
(to Kristin) "The Fucking List?"
KKristin
The fuck– I didn't write that. So respectful, right? (interview) What are you thinking, Jackie? Disrespect like that does not fly anywhere.
(to Jackie) Is this you? It's disrespectful, is what it is. NEVER AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD!!! If any--(Jackie starts to say something; Christina then points on her) SHUT UP!!!
(interview) She did not think that was very funny.
[holds Jackie's list] If any of this happens in this kitchen again, the fucking list, whoever writes it will be finishing "The Fucking List"!
It wasn't disrespecting you.
You just interrupted me. Take a seat! (letting Jackie to sit on a chef's table) Have a seat and sit down. Just sit down! Never again! It’s a professional fucking kitchen! You would be FIRED if you-if you worked for me! You want to have a (notices Jackie shrugging)—OH, YOU DON'T CARE?
(pointing her finger to Jackie again) This is your teammate. Find the cancer in your team and work around it!
(interview) Jackie brought our whole morale down. She has to go. I'm-I'm done with her.
[letting the red team out of the kitchen] Go have lunch.
(interview) I'm the type of person where I can joke, joke, joke, and then boom, jump on a desert and get the shit done. But these morons don't see that.
Let’s jump to the chef's table, please! Two tuna, one wellington!
KKristin
Two tuna, two minutes!
Meese, how long for the wellie garnish?
Just give me a time, Meese! (interview) It is very hard to run the garnish station when you do not communicate! [to Meese] Garnish, talk to me! [to Gordon] Walking with wellington.
(Arctic) char is in, right? Walking with tuna!
KKristin
I don’t know, chef.
What is she (Meese) doing?!
The wellington garnish is up, isn’t it?
(interview) Bitch, keep control of your station! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
[Meese backs the pan away from Ashley, who tries to put spinach in the pan]
What are you doing? What are you doing?!
God, I’m trying to help you!
I don’t want my guests eating on an installment plan!
[laughing] He did not just say that!
The wellington garnish is up and--
(interview; regarding Meese) Bitch, get control of your station. (to Meese) What are you doing? (putting spinach on Messe's pan) What are you doing? What are you doing?
God, I'm trying to help you.
I don't want my guests eating on an installment plan?
[Screenshot of Kris Jenner and her friends laughing when they are waited for food]
Did he say "an installment plan"? He did not just say that.
(to Meese) Where's the mash (potatoes)?
You can leave them in the pot. We talked about this. Leave them in the pot.
Who put that on a tray like that?
Hey, hey, hey, hey! (to Kris Jenner) Kris, I'm so sorry. Hey! All of you come here! COME HERE! GET IN! [summons the entire team into the pantry] I'M DONE!
We have a chef table in there tonight. Sat a meter away and look how I got the mash. It dumped on the fucking tray! I've been INSIDE PRISON and they give food better THAN THIS SHIT! [throws the plate down on the floor, causing it to shatter]
[Gordon opens the door and ushers the Red Team back into the kitchen without another word]
KKristin
(interview; screams) AHHH!!! We suck. Like, we can’t do this!
[The Red team lost the service and had to nominate two for elimination]
Jackie, Red team's first nominee, and why?
Our first nominee is Ariel. The fish station completely collapsed. The scallops, everything was just bad.
Red team's second nominee, and why?
(to Jackie) They voted for you?
I really don't know. I believe it should have been Ashley, 'cause if I was on either one of those stations, I would have ran it way better.
KKristin
(interrupting Jackie) We chose Jackie, chef, because of her lack of progress. It doesn't help us to have to be creative for her.
That's not true, Chef. What a mess.
(to Kristin) Kristin, give me your lighter?
Give me your fucking lighter?
KKristin
Talk like fuck-- touch my lighter. You'll touch my fucking lighter, I'll punch you in your face.
KKristin
Give me my goddamn lighter, Jackie!
KKristin
Jackie, give me my fucking lighter!
KKristin
Either light your cigarette or give me my fucking lighter!
[Jackie throws Kristin's lighter on a ground that became mad and frustrated]
(looks distressed) Ooohhh...
(enters the living room) What the fuck is going on here?
I'd stay far, far away if I were you.
KKristin
You are disgusting ass bitch.
Don't fucking disrespect me! (throws the wine cap on Kristin's shoulder)
Kristin (gets mad) STOP FUCKING DISRESPECTING YOU! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!
What are you gonna do about it?
KKristin
WHAT ARE YOU-- GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING FACE!
KKristin
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE!
What are you going to do about it?
(to Kristin) Kristin, sit down.
KKristin
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THE SHIT! (leaves Jackie's cigarette to throw out of Kristin's left arm)
KKristin
YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE! (Jackie throws out of cigarette ash to Kristin's shoulder) (gasps) Go ahead.
KKristin
FUCKING DONE! FUCKING DONE!!!
KKristin
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FACE!
KKristin
Get the fuck off-- (leaves)
(to Kristin) Go ahead! (Kristin ignores) PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME, BITCH!
KKristin
Are you fucking serious?! (exits the dorms)
(mocks) You fucking serious!
KKristin
(interview) No! No, bitch! Sit the fuck down! Like I'm so over her causing a big scene like I don't know who the fuck you are with garbage can that you dragged out of but what the fuck is wrong with you?
As those ashes smell. (interview) Kristin, it's a game now and it is too fuck with your mind. That's what happens when you can't fucking strangle a bitch.
(to herself; acts crazy) CRAZY, DERANGED.
[After Chad undercooked the French toast; Gordon has also had enough]
Hey, Red team! Red team! Look! Just it's not even, just as--
KKristin
It's not cooked, chef.
It's cooked one side. (to Chad; holding his French toast) Fuck off upstairs! GET OUT! Hey, bon appetit! Now, fuck off!
MDMale diner
You just need to wait.
MDMale diner
Yeah, eat that.
(interview; groans) Oh, my god.
[Chad walks back to the dorms and sees Jared already sitting down]
Frank let me sell myself down the river.
Yeah, Ariel sold me up the fucking river.
Hell's Kitchen · 1,029 quotes
