Steve McGarrett quotes from Hawaii Five-0

Danny

I'm going to talk to these models.

Steve

Okay, well, just stay with questions that relate to the case, all right?

Danny

What is that supposed to mean?

Steve

What it means is I know you. I'm just saying stick to the case.

Danny

[protests] Hey, hey, they're just women.

Who happen to be insanely hot and make millions of dollars.

Danny

[feigns innocence] I didn't know either of those things.

Steve

Look Chin, listen this is gonna clear your name.

Chin Ho

Yeah, it will, but at what cost? My uncle was a righteous cop, Steve. In his 25 years, he put away hundreds of criminals. Guys that deserved to be off the streets. And if he's found guilty, they'll enact judicial review. All of his past convictions will be called into question. Guilty men will walk straight out of prison.

Steve

Let me call the governor.

Chin Ho

No. This is my problem. I'll handle it.

Steve

Why is a fashion photographer sending coded texts? All right...you know what? I'm going to send this to Catherine. She can have the, uh, the boys in intel run it through–

Danny

[interrupts Steve] Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Steve

What?

Danny

It's not coded texts. Okay? No need for your little Ramboette. Okay, this is not your, uh, cloak and dagger spook speak. This is Danny's world.

McGarrett

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't there a car attached to you? [Kaye looks down at her wrist]

Kaye

Oh. Weird.

Jenna Kaye

You shifted in your chair and touched your face as you were answering the question. Those are both signs of deception, plus you added unnecessary details about delivering the papers just to make your lies sound more credible.

Steve McGarrett

Does Jeff know that you're using his house to cheat on his sister?

What? That's absurd!

Kaye

Wow. Mock outrage - that's a bad one.

Sang Min

You don't understand. I'll plead to any charge. Take the maximum sentence. As long as you put me in protective custody.

Danny

Oh yeah? What happened?

Sang Min

Wo Fat. I tried to make things right with him.

Steve

What did he say?

Sang Min

He told me he's not gonna rest until I'm dead. And then when I am, he's gonna come after you next.

Steve. I was hoping they were wrong about you.

Steve McGarrett

I didn't kill Laura Hills. You did.You move, I will put a bullet in you. Put your hand on the desk!

Just put the gun away and we can talk.

McGarrett

It goes down when we're done.

What do you want?

McGarrett

[sets up iPhone recording] I want a confession.

You have a gun pointed at my head. I'll say whatever you want, Steve.

McGarrett

I want the truth.

I don't know what you're talking about.

McGarrett

I know what you did! I know everything!

Then, why don't you just go ahead and pull the trigger.

McGarrett

Because I want answers. Speak.

Trust me, that is not what you want.

McGarrett

[miffed at phone ringing] Don't touch that phone. Don't answer it. Look at me. I know my father was investigating you. I know about your ties to the Yakuza. I know about the Noshimuri brothers. I know about your connection to Wo Fat. My father was getting close to exposing you, wasn't he, Governor, huh? That's why my mother died in that car bomb. Just like Laura Hills. But what I really want to know is who gave the order. I know Koji Noshimuri set the car bomb that killed my mother. I know Victor Hesse killed my father, but I want to know- who gave the order, Governor? Was it Wo Fat, or was it you?

[bitterly] You captured the man who shot and killed your father. You took down the people responsible for your mother's murder. I gave you the ability to do that. I gave you the immunity and the means. I protected you, and when you got into trouble, I got you out of it.

McGarrett

You put the money in the asset forfeiture locker, didn't you? You covered for us.

I was trying to protect you. Five-0 has done a lot for the people of Hawaii. I wanted that work to continue.

McGarrett

Stop lying to me! You created Five-0 so you could keep an eye on me. So I wouldn't pick up where my father left off. Isn't that right? You keep friends close, but you keep your enemies even closer?

I am not the enemy, Steve. I have always been loyal to the people who are loyal to me.

McGarrett

Really? Is that why you had Laura Hills murdered? Because she was the least loyal?

Yes. [sees Wo Fat taser McGarrett; picks up iPhone and deletes recording] What are we going to do? We have to get rid of him.

Wo Fat

I have everything under control. [shoots Jameson with McGarrett's pistol and puts it on his hand]

Danny

Hey! What the hell are you doing? What happened? Huh?

Steve McGarrett

The governor's dead.

Danny

What are you talking about?

Steve

It was Wo Fat. You understand? It was Wo Fat, Danny.

Danny

Let him go. Let him go.

Chin Ho

He was the only one there. His gun was just discharged. I can't let him go.

Danny

Yes, you can. We have jurisdiction. We're Five-0. Get him out.

Chin Ho

You don't understand, Danny. There is no Five-0 anymore.

Commander McGarrett, you have my sincerest apologies for everything you've been through.

Steve McGarrett

With all due respect, sir, I don't need your apologies. What I need you to do is reinstate my Five-0 Task Force so we can go after this son-of-a-bitch right here.

...Well no doubt, that Five-0 had an impact on crime. So as Lt. Governor I'll grant your request.

McGarrett

All right! Thank you, sir.

But there are conditions.

What conditions?

Governor Jamieson gave you full immunity to basically run roughshod over every single law on the State's books. That's not gonna happen on my watch. You cross the line, you answer to me.

McGarrett

Understood, sir. But just so you're clear. Sometimes we get put in positions where lives are on the line, and we have to make split-second decisions. The line you're talking about gets a little hard to see.

Chin Ho Kelly

What? Why wouldn't she last?

Well, Let's see what she looks like when she gets done with Sgt. Slaughter's Boot Camp.

Steve McGarrett

What's that supposed to mean?

Danny

Let's just try not to get the new girl blown up, kidnapped, or shot on her first day. That's all. Can we do that, Steven?

Steve

I can't guarantee that.

Danny

[browsing a folder] Operation Strawberry Fields ring a bell?

Steve

What did you say?

Danny

Operation Strawberry Fields. It's got a picture of you and your men. [Steve snatches folder from him] Photo of you.

Steve

It's classified.

Danny

Oh, I apologize. The Chameleon unclassified it.

Danny

So what, you're not gonna tell me about Operation Strawberry Field?

Steve

No.

Danny

No, no, 'cause you'd have to kill me if you told me.

Steve

[deadpan] Keep that up.

Danny

I'm just curious, though. Is there an Operation Abbey Road? Are you the walrus? [Joe White looks at him and raises his eyebrows] Time to shut up?

Joe

Roger that. You ready for the Magical Mystery Tour?

Kamekona

Now dig in to the grinds, and tell me what you think, please.

Joe White

[takes a bite of the jambalaya] Jambalaya has got some kick. [looks at Steve] Try it.

Steve

You got a cast-iron stomach that should be weaponized. [to Kamekona] You got any water in there?

Kamekona

Sparkling or flat?

Steve

Seriously, I can't breathe right now.

Danny

[looks at a life-sized whale hanging from the ceiling of the museum] It's amazing. I mean, one day you are the king of the ocean, right? The next thing you know, you're hanging from the ceiling in a museum and children are looking at your private parts.

Steve

Yep, kind of puts things in perspective.

Danny

I don't want a relationship.

Steve

Coffee is not a relationship, it's a beverage.

Danny

Not true, every relationship has started with a cup of coffee. Then it's dinner and a movie, okay? Next thing you know, you're divorced, you're moving to Hawaii so you can see your daughter every other weekend.

Steve

You need to talk to someone professionally.