We didn't get the job, I know it.
You'd better be wrong. I already spent the money we didn't earn from the last job we didn't get.
S2 E19Fonzie Joins the Band
S2 E20Fish and Fins
What's bothering you, Richard?
Nothing, Mom. Why?
Well, I always know when my children are troubled. You see, Joanie sucks her thumb, you stand holding the basketball and you don't shoot, and Chuck just sucks his thumb.
S2 E21Richie's Flip Side
What do you think we should do?
I think we should rake him over the coals until he cries wolf.
Isn't that a mixed metaphor?
Do you think he's gonna know the difference?
[Richie studies the dedication Fonzie wants him to read out on the radio]
"To the Drysdale sisters, Beth and Jenny, from Fonzie and Sam."
Yeah.
Who's Sam?
Oh, that's me. I don't want the Drysdale sisters to know they're competing.
S2 E22Kiss Me Sickly
Are your glands swollen?
Well, I don't go around feeling my glands.
[to Potsie] Irritability, that's another symptom! [feels behind Richie's ears] Could be swollen. Why didn't I wear rubber gloves?
Who's the girl?
Denise Hudson.
The one with the terrific perfume? Oh, you've got good taste.
Except she's Fonzie's girl, and I was supposed to be keeping the other guys away from her while he's gone.
Good taste and bad judgement.
S2 E23Goin' to Chicago
[Ralph believes two of his teachers are having an affair]
Last week, I went into Pinney's office. He was blowing in her ear! He tried to cover up by saying he was demonstrating his perfect pitch.
You just have a suspicious mind.
My mind's not suspicious, just dirty.
[Ralph and Potsie have to share a bed]
If you snore, you're gonna get a pillow down your throat.
Well, you'd better stay on your side of the bed.
What's that supposed to mean?
I don't know. That's what my mom tells my dad.
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