How was the Junior Chipmunk meeting, dear?
It was good. Barbara Jo Allen ate a fly.
Well, with beef at 68 cents a pound, I can't blame her.
S1 E13Great Expectations
S1 E14The Best Man
You gotta have cousins and in-laws and stuff. I mean, all those people! I got nothing against marriage, but how am I gonna get them all on my bike at the same time?
Marion, do you remember our wedding night?
Howard, we've been married twenty-one years. You can stop apologizing now.
S1 E15Knock Around the Block
Hey, Cunningham, which is cooler? The mirrors up like this at an angle or down like this, straight?
Well, I think you can see better with them down at an angle.
Hey, I don't wanna see where I've been. I wanna see how cool I look getting there!
S1 E16Be the First on Your Block
[The Cunninghams are inspecting the plans for the bomb shelter]
Don't you think we should move the bathroom somewhere else so that, when people drop in, it won't be the first thing they see?
Marion, we're not trying to get into Better Homes and Gardens. We're trying to survive a nuclear attack.
I know, but we can survive with good taste.
Like I always say, you live fast, you die young, you leave a good-looking corpse.
Hey, that's cool.
Nick Romano said that in Knock on Any Door.
I think I said it better.
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