A character in Happy Days
Played by Tom Bosley
Happy Days · 64 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Happy Days: in 21 of its 64 quotes
Most scenes with: Richie Cunningham (11), Marion Cunningham (11), Joanie Cunningham (7)
HowardWe're gonna have fun. Look, we'll, we'll pop popcorn, and we'll toast the marshmallows, and we'll drink some cider and trim the tree, and then, later on, I'll read The Night Before Christmas.
[singing] Jingle bells, jingle bells, boring all the way.
HowardNo singing at the table, Joanie.
HowardWhat is it you did last night?
Do you wanna hear what really happened or the lie we're gonna tell everybody else?
HowardStart with the lie. It's probably more interesting.
HowardYou realize we're probably gonna have to sit through six other strippers before she comes out.
If we hurry!
HowardWho's the girl?
Denise Hudson.
HowardThe one with the terrific perfume? Oh, you've got good taste.
Except she's Fonzie's girl, and I was supposed to be keeping the other guys away from her while he's gone.
HowardGood taste and bad judgement.
[Richie appears at the breakfast table in the kitchen]
Hey, Rich.
Good morning, Richie. Would you like Corn Flakes for breakfast, dear?
[clenches his teeth at his mother] I never want Corn Flakes again. Oatmeal.
Well, I thought you liked Corn Fla--
[slaps the table, then screams at her] OATMEAL!!!!
I'll make oatmeal. [storms to grab a canister of "Quaker Oats" oatmeal, then looks at her son, shocked, with her hand to her heart]
Howard[shocked, then angry] What kind of a way is that to talk to your mother?!
[sweetly] Oh, I'm sorry, Mom. Corn Flakes are OK. You see, I tried out some of the advice that the Fonz gave me the other night. And he said that if you sound tough, people listen, and it works!
HowardBoy, I say! [to Marion, pointing to Joanie and Richie from right to left] This one with her "hi-schow" and this one yelling like King Kong! [throws his napkin on the table and storms to the door] Who could eat breakfast around here?! I'm going down to the store.
You're going nowhere. Sit down! [Howard sits right back down] And start eating, Howie! All of you, EAT! [smiles and has her thumb up] And chalk one up for the Fonz.
Fonzie (with one or both thumbs up): AAAAAAAY!
WHOA!
Correct-amundo.
Sit on it!
Hey, Bucko!
Richie [singing like Fats Domino]: I found my thrill, on Blueberry Hill.
Yowsah, Yowsah, Yowsah!
I still got it!
Yeeeep, yep yep yep yep yep...
Wah, wah, wah!
What a hunk!
Are you getting frisky, Howard?
HowardJiminy Crickets!
You've got to get a name. (This is in reference to Richie's nameless rock band)
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