[Richie appears at the breakfast table in the kitchen]
Hey, Rich.
Good morning, Richie. Would you like Corn Flakes for breakfast, dear?
[clenches his teeth at his mother] I never want Corn Flakes again. Oatmeal.
Well, I thought you liked Corn Fla--
[slaps the table, then screams at her] OATMEAL!!!!
I'll make oatmeal. [storms to grab a canister of "Quaker Oats" oatmeal, then looks at her son, shocked, with her hand to her heart]
[shocked, then angry] What kind of a way is that to talk to your mother?!
[sweetly] Oh, I'm sorry, Mom. Corn Flakes are OK. You see, I tried out some of the advice that the Fonz gave me the other night. And he said that if you sound tough, people listen, and it works!
Boy, I say! [to Marion, pointing to Joanie and Richie from right to left] This one with her "hi-schow" and this one yelling like King Kong! [throws his napkin on the table and storms to the door] Who could eat breakfast around here?! I'm going down to the store.
You're going nowhere. Sit down! [Howard sits right back down] And start eating, Howie! All of you, EAT! [smiles and has her thumb up] And chalk one up for the Fonz.
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