And look, there's handsome, young Jackson. And pretty, little Miley, who I have not spoken to or had contact with in any way whatsoever...especially on the phone.
It's okay, Marty. He knows I called you.
Good, 'cause I'm a terrible liar.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Sweetheart, that was ten years ago. I bet my old manager doesn't even remember my name.
[Doorbell rings.]
Robby Ray, open this door!
Oh, is that your old manager, Marty Klein?
I believe it is.
What a weird coin-ke-dink.
You guys are smooth.
Where is my honky-tonk heartthrob? There he is! Look at you, you look exactly the same! No, you look better! I hate you! I love you! Give me a hug!
Hey, mad man Marty. The one man party. I missed you old buddy.
Stop it, you'll make me cry.
You guys, you gotta check this out! [holds up videotape] It's labeled "Robby Palooza."
Oh! Dad had his own Palooza.
My dad had his own calculator.
[holding up a "Robby Ray Live" record album] I can't believe this is your dad. It's lucky records are so big. There's no way you'd fit all that hair on a CD.
It's called a mullet. Business in the front, a party in the back! Oh, yeah!
Before your dad was a dad, he was cool. Before my dad was a dad, he was an accountant. Addition in the front, Subtraction in the back. It's not the same, is it?
Oh, my gosh! You're Robby Ray! My mom thought you were dead. She's going to be so excited you're alive!
I'm kinda happy about that myself.
[takes two oranges and puts them in front of his eyes] Look! I'm a fruit fly! Buzz...
[hits Oliver in the back of the head, causing the oranges to fall out] Now you're a dead fruit fly.
[singing the national anthem] Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. Through yonder window breaks. [eyes dart around nervously] Uhhhh. Rampart's...no,rocket's red glare. Yeah,right. That's right.
PPerson
You stink!
LFLakers fans
[laugh and boo]
CCrowd
[start pelting her with buckets of popcorn, hot dog rolls, and cups of soda]
[grabs 2 empty cups and puts them over her eyes] Look! I'm a cup fly. Ya get it? Buzz.
(to Miley) Trust me. This has been going on forever. [flashback]
YOYounger Oliver
[dressed as Abraham Lincoln] Fourscore and...Fourscore and... [puts two oranges in front of his eyes]' 'I'm a fruit fly. Abraham Fruitfly.
I am so sorry you had to see that, Bearie. [kisses Bearie's nose]
Bearie the bear? [raises her eyebrows] You couldn't do any better than that?
I was three! And I'm not changing his name now. That would just confuse him.
"But" is just a word you use when you are afraid of trying.
Oh, here we are in Happy Bunnyland, Tokyo. [hits the bottom of the counter twice to make the stomp effects] Oh no, what's that? [hits the counter twice again] It's Jackzilla! Run for your bunny lives!
We've rehearsed two hours but we're still on the first page.
(reading compter) Dear Hannah, get your bra out of the shower. Jackson from malbu
(walking into the room holding her bra ) And I mean it.
Great, he touched it. Now I have to burn it!
(walking into room) Miles, my robe fell in the toilet so I borrowed yours. Hope you don't mind.
Great! Now I have to burn that too!
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