That's it! Forget Taylor Kingsford. I'm going after them and don't you try and stop me
Who's stoping ya? I'm with you! Sorry Dad get the flee dip ready cause tonight, I'm lying down with the dogs.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[watching herself doing Scratch Dancing] I can't watch this.
You don't have to watch it, I'm recording it. I never get tired of watching me being right.
LLola
Now switch
You wish!
TKTaylor Kingsford
And we're back with Hannah Montana. Hannah, welcome. I'm just itching to ask you a few questions.
[scratching herself] And I'm just itching to answer them.
[after the mouse they were chasing is discovered playing music in the piano] Good work Dad! Alright rodent, kiss your whiskers goodbye!!
Whoa son! You don't kill a mouse with that kind of talent!! (to the mouse) Linda, you know Achy Breaky Heart?
[after Robby sings "I Want my Mullet Back" outside the house]
You are the meanest man I have ever met!
Why?
To keep a talent so incredibly awesome as this away from a world that needs you so desperately. It's just so selfish. I can't even look at you.
Guess what I just heard? Toby Keith has a new opening act, you know who it is? Don't guess I'll tell you. It's you. Six beautiful weeks! One of which is in...yes...Hawaii. Ladies and Gentleman, Marty Klein.
Hey Maddie, just the tush I'd been looking for. Can you close my suitcase?
What 'till I tell my friends that I sat on Hannah Montana's suitcase! Ahh!
You're not heavy enough. Here...hold these phone books.
I just want to say goodbye and thanks for the tickets. Your concert was awesome!
Thanks. Now bounce up and down.
Well, we are a full service hotel.
[in a serious tone, to Hannah] I'd never be able to live with myself if I knew I was the one holding Robbie Ray back from howling again. Whew. [suddenly perky] Well, nice to meet you! We hope you enjoyed your stay at the Tipton Hotel.
Hey, bud, you all right?
I'm sorry.
For what? For crying? Hey, if you don't want me to go, just say so.
Daddy, you gave up your whole life so I could have my dream. How can I stop you from having yours?
You kids are my dream. I didn't give up my career because I had to. I gave it up because I wanted to.
But I saw you up there tonight. You did so good and you looked so happy.
I was, but I was a lot happier when I saw you kids coming through the door.
So does that mean you don't want to do the tour anymore?
6 weeks away from you kids? I think I'd miss you too much. Also, I don’t want to let you kids suffer under Roxy’s cruelty anymore.
We'd miss you, too. Well, maybe you can just do the Hawaii part and take us. But please permanently fire that nasty Roxy!
You're angry, aren't you?
Yeah! You are a nasty woman!!!!!
That yoga didn't work for you, did it?
[angrily] No!
That's because you need some acupuncture. I'll go get my needles. *but gets pinned down by Jackson*
Roxy, You are a cruel and wicked woman!!!!
Oh, I didn't learn this in the Corp. Mm-mmm. I learned it when I was touring India with world famous cellist, Yo Yo Ma. He calls me his Yo-Yo Mama. [laughs]
(to Jackson and Miley while asleep) My eyes may be closed, but my brain is on red alert! (makes an "I've got my eyes on you" gesture) [in between snores] Hiya!
[walks in and sees Miley and Robby hugging] What a beautiful scene. A man and his children sharing a heartfelt goodbye. You know what that reminds me of? The fact that my car is running and Gas is $2.50 a gallon! Let's move!
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