Son, I say, there's nothing better than a .1 mile run down the beach. One of these days I'm gonna know what that feels like.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
BBecca
Miley, why are you dressed like a duck?
Because they were all out of gorilla suits. Can we move on? Oliver and I need a little time to talk...you know, face-to-beak. [yanks Oliver and pulls him away]
BBecca
[looks in with dismay]
You didn't break up with her, did you?
Uh...
I thought you weren't going to butt in anymore.
That was before we told him to break up with the first girl to like him since pre-school.
Hey! I didn't like him like him. I only held his hand because I wanted his crayons. He had the sixty-four pack, with the sharpener!
Seriously, I didn't read your mind, that's ridiculous. I read...your PDA, which I stole from your gym locker.
BBecca
Why would you do that?
'Cause I'm a baaaad chicken!
And, because she's in love with me!
Everybody dance, everybody sing, everybody try a chicken wing!
Becca e-mailed Hannah Montana. She said she had a big crush on you.
Becca Weller has a crush on me? [points to himself] Me?
I know. We were shocked too.
CCooper
I don't get it, man. What happened to Oliver "Smokin'" Oken?
I just totally froze. Has that ever happened to you?
I'm really not a bad guy. Besides, you're the only one in school who hasn't been falling all over me and...I kinda like that. Plus, you're cute.
You really think I'm cute? [quickly] Not that I care.
TTeacher
How 'bout you, ya backtalk, and your gurgling intestines, in the PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE!
[enthusiastically] 'Sup, Jake? 'Sup?
Hey Lilly, you dropped something.
What?
Your dignity.
[As the reporter is about to leave]
[wearing a mullet] I'm sorry, I haven't officially introduced myself. I'm Billy Ray Cyrus!
Lilly. Build a bridge, and get over it!
The Jake ship has sailed! [turns around and comes back] And you're not on it! [turns around and comes back again] I'm in a first class cabin!
Just leave mad already!
Happily. [both leave wrong way] My house is this way!
My house is that way![both go right way]
[when they can't tell who's who] I have an idea.
What?
Both of you, kiss me!
LLuanne
Okay!
Ew!
That's Miley. [points to the real Miley]
Dad, that's awesome. That is the best song you've ever written, I can't wait to record it. What's the bad news?
Bad news? What are you talking about? It's a great song!
Thank you, Lilly! You know I've always liked her.
Don't change the subject. Every time there's bad news, he tries to soften it up with a great song. Best of Both Worlds- had to get braces. This is the Life- Jackson decided not to go to sleepaway camp. Pumpin' Up the Party- my goldfish died.
When my goldfish died, my mom flushed it down the toilet. I'll never forget her comforting words: "Get over it, Oliver. It's a stinkin' fish."
That explains so much.
Come on dad, just tell me. I can handle it.
[sighs; quickly] Your cousin Luanne's coming to visit, who wants pie? [Miley freezes]
LRLilly and Robby Ray
Miley? Miley?
What kind of pie?
Come on, Mile. Don't forget that wonderful, wonderful song that I just wrote you that you love so much.
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