Hannah Montana · Season 1
[Robby picks up phone]
Hello...Hold on. Miles, it's for you.
I can't talk to anyone right now. Could you just make something up?
Sorry Josh, she's in the bathroom. It could be a while.
No!
Hold on, sounds like she's finishing up.
Give me that phone. Hi. This is Miley.
"It could be a while." You, sir, do not know how good you are.
Next time, I'm letting the machine pick up. You realize how much easier life was when she believed boys had cooties?
Yes! I can't believe it. I'm going out with a ninth grader! Woo-hoo! [pumps fist]
Don't believe it, because I'm not letting you go! Woo-hoo! [pumps fist]
This is so unfair. [pouts and gazes at her father]
Sad face.
[nods]
[points at his own face] Not-buying-it-face.
C'mon, Dad. It wasn't long ago that I was a ninth grader. And if he's anything like I was... [suddenly much more sober] You need to meet that boy!
Isn't that interesting? You have your opinion and he has his. You've gotta love a guy who isn't afraid to say how he feels!
I'm a little afraid to say anything right now.
No, you're not. If everybody says that they like hamburgers, then he's not afraid to say that he likes hot dogs! Right? [nods]
Okay. [looks confused]
And some people like skiing, and he's not afraid to say that he likes snowboarding!
Yeah! [picks up magazine with Hannah Montana on the cover] Some people like Hannah Montana, and I'm not afraid to say she stinks!
Abso— What?
Son of a gun. [puts arm around Miley] The boy's got three feet.
(wearing shades and imitating The Terminator) Hello, I am the Jackson-ator! [takes off shades] These will not be back! (wearing another pair and imitating Ozzy Osbourne) Whoa, rock-n-roll! SHARON!!
(after Olivia leaves him, puts on shades and imitates Ozzy Osbourne) Sharon! I'm so confused!!
This is so frustrating. I spent all day yesterday trying to get Josh like Hannah Montana.
How'd it go? [fans out cards]
[smiles and fakes excitement] It went really well. He loves Hannah now, and we're getting married. [voice turns sarcastic] How do you think it went, ya doughnut!
I'm going to go with not so well.
Ding, ding, ding! And we have a winner.
[after Hannah sings a bad rap song]
Security Guard [standing next to Robby]: Do-di-do-di-do-di-do?!
Don't look at me. I didn't write that.
Lilly, I'm serious. How can I go out with a guy who doesn't like half of me?
He doesn't know he doesn't like half of you. So just let him think the half of you he likes is all of you. As long as the other half keeps her mouth shut, the three of you should make a beautiful couple.
I'll never get chick math. [shakes head]
Guys! You'll never guess who made the cover of the entertainment section! [waves newspaper]
[grabs a football] Hey Oliver! Go long! [throws football]
Too looooooong! [jumps high to catch the football and falls off the edge of that part of the beach]
On the other hand,the beach sounds fun,too.
But the mall has cute clothes.
But the beach has cute boys.
TO THE BEACH!
This is so cool. I’ve been waiting months for these scarves to came out. I’m never taking it off.
Great. Just be sure to shower in cold water only and lay yourself flat to dry.
Okay, next. Not so fast, short stuff, you know the drill. Arms out. [Metal detector bleeps by her mouth] I knew it, what you hiding in there?
Braces?
Yeah, likely story. Open!
Daddy, you know I dislike Roxy. She is the most terrible bodyguard ever and ever since she got back from her Marine Corps reunion, she’s been a vicious...
Say “Ah!”
Aaah.
...monster in your face.
Yeah, she’s horrible. Remind me to permanently fire her!
You’re right.
Alright, she’s clean. Doesn’t floss, but she is clean. Move along. Hey! But I got my eyes on you.
Oh, my, that looks fabulous on you.
Actually, I’m just looking.
Well then look someplace else, kid, I’ve got a car payment to make.
Fine, but I hope when I’m as old as you, I’m not as bitter.
Oh, you will be.
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