I so need more guy friends!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Jackson is sitting with Robbie at the table, and they both have made small faces on their hands] Dad, I need to talk with you..
[interrupts Miley] Excuse me but we are having a very important conversation right now. [Jackson shows his hand face and says] Please let Jackson go to the party, or I'll be his only friend, and that would be sad, and weird.
[Robbie looks at Jackson, then shows his hand face and says] No. [Robbie's hand face has a mullet and sideburns].
You're the worst dad ever!
Like my dad, he realizes that I am a mature, responsible adult totally capable of handling financial matters. [is handed another binder of checkbook designs] Aww, kitties playing with yarn!
You know, this kind of thing never happens in Italy, they wear berets!
That's France! Just distract her! [stands up] Lily! Oliver's having trouble breathing!
I am? [Miley elbows his stomach, hard]
What are you doing on the floor?
Just dropped something
If it's your dignity, you might wanna check the empty box of platform shoes!
My dad plays second base?, I'll give you a thousand bucks? Miley, you set this up.
Set what up? What are you talking about?
Look at me in the eye and Super Secret Swear that you did not give that guy money to buy my hat.
(who's looking at Lilly in the eye) Lilly... I did not give that guy money to buy your hat. Super Secret Swear.
(who cartwheels in excitement) YES, I'M GOING TO DC!!! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy...
I don't know. It's just, sometimes being around all your success makes me feel--
LLily
Like a failure.
I was gonna say "bad"...
[Lily looks nervous]
MOMiley and Oliver
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on
Lily [frustrated] Come on, come on, come on! Are we gonna spend the entire weekend waiting to see if [to Miley] you got the part, or if [to Oliver] you got the gig? Get up! Move! Do something! [Miley and Oliver stand up, and exchange seats]
There!
Happy?
LLily
It is times like this, I thank my lucky stars I have no talent!
I didn't get the part, that's why Howard hasn't called me, he doesn't have the guts. Or he's having trouble with his guts in the bathroom. Poor Howard. Call!
You know, I did great! Mr. Meadow's just jealous. He's jealous that he doesn't have my talent. I mean, you know what they say, those who can't sing teach.
LLily
Hey, maybe I should be a teacher
MOMiley and Oliver
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy....
LLily
Answer the phone!
LLily
Hey, I'd make a great teacher, supportive, fun, but no talking back, that is un-acceptable, un-acceptable I say!
Hotshot Hollywood Honcho say what?
MMack
Oh, you don't like C-A-R-R-...Hey, Carra---,
MMickey
[to Hannah] Oh, come on! It's good for you!
No, sorry! If this girl's eating an orange snack, it will be candy corn!
MMack
Carrot, it's not a K is it?
Maybe we should get Mack a pen and paper
MMickey
Wouldn't help
Nice to meet you Mr.......?
SSean
Nahnah, but you can call me Shawn
Your name's Shawn Nahnah?
SSean
Yes, from my grandmother's side, Nanna Nina Nahnah
[to Hannah] Maybe it's not too late to drive to Capacitated. [referring to when he said Tina, who Hannah accidentally shoved out a one-story window, was "incapacitated")
Fine, just because somebody's too lazy to drive to Capacitated.
[after Miley leaves] I have got to get that girl a dictionary.
You may be a great choreographer, but it's time somebody said No-no Nahnah!
You really wanna go down that road?
Absolutely! [walks away…and comes back momentarily] What road? And exactly why wouldn't I wanna go down there?
You know the road that starts if you tell dad this about me it ends with me telling dad everything I know about you.
[laughs] Okay, when you say "everything"?
Everything, past, present, and future.
[in high tone] Future? [scared] What kind of brother are you?
I guess you can consider me a traitor, much like Benedict Arnold in 1779, gave away West Point to [lifts his jeans] the British.
No! My answers! They're melting! They're melting!
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