Hannah Montana quotes

[Miley is driving her car; she has her driving test the next day.] You're doing good there bud, drivin' like a real pro. You might wanna slow down here just a touch. [thinks in his head] We're gonna die, we're gonna die!

Miley

No problem daddy, you're the boss. [thinks in her head] I know what I'm doing old man, stick a sock in it!

You're gonna ace that driver's test, just focus on the road and stay calm. [thinks in his head] I'm gonna throw up!

Miley

I will daddy, don't you worry the driver's license is practically already in my hands. [thinks in her head] And then I'll never have to drive with your parental paranoid butt again!

Miley

[She is at her driver's test.] Seatbelt check, side-view mirror check, guy in side-view mirror check him out!

[Enters the car saying] Is it too much to ask people to clean up after their dogs?

Miley

Is that part of the test cuz' it wasn't on the manual.

I mean look at this. [shows Miley his dirty shoe]

Miley

Uhh, you know maybe you could wipe that outside of my brand new car, [he wipes it inside the car] too late.

Let's get going, we're over-booked and I am all backed up.

Miley

Wish I could say the same for the dog!

Miley

[She is talking with Lilly about the test] I know, but it's so not fair. The only good thing is that you're the only one I actually told I was doing the test.

Lilly

[Nods nervously] Ahan…

Miley

What did you do?

Lilly

Well…

Oliver

[He is rapping with other class-fellows of Miley] Here comes Miley Stewart, she passed the driver's test, she's kickin' it behind the wheel not walking like the rest, she can drive it home "say what say what", I said she can drive it home "say what say what", word and respect, the road!

Lilly

I may have mentioned it to Oliver.

Oliver

[Asks Miley about the test] So, first in our class to hit the highway tell us all about it.

Miley

[stuttering] Uh, um, well you know…Driving, I personally think is over rated and it hurts our planet, and not driving now that takes some courage and I don't think that I'm gonna drive today, or tomorrow, that's how strongly I feel.

Oliver

Wow, you know that is just about the stupidest thing that I've ever heard…

Miley

Okay okay, listen up cuz' im only gonna say this once, the truth about it is…[Ashley interrupts her]

Ashley

Hey anybody seen Amber, oh wait there she is driving her brand new car with her brand new license.

Lilly

[Everybody goes towards Amber, Lilly says] Look, look it's canary color with matching leather seats, [Miley pulls her back] which is tacky, really really tacky..

Jackson

Hey dad, look at this, I just found a picture of me when i was six months old, sweet, cuddly, and so so happy, and then you ruined it by having that little devil child.

You gotta learn to laugh at life's little difficulties, [door bell rings] Oh, and speaking of little difficulties, we have a house guest.

Rico

Hello roomies.

Jackson

[exclaims] No no no no, why why why why, [points at Rico] YOU YOU YOU YOU!

Lilly

[Miley and Lilly are the Driving center] You really think they're gonna let you take the test on the same day.

Miley

They have to, if I don't drive myself to that beach party tonight my life will be miserable.

Lilly

What are you talking about. You're Hannah Montana..

Miley

Yeah that doesn't count. Ok I'm just gonna tell the lady what happened, look at that sweet face, she will definitely make an exception.

[To the Governor] NO, rules are rules, bucko!

But I'm the Governor of California.

And I'm the queen…of this window. Your appointment was scheduled for 12:20, it's 12:22. Your appointment has been "terminated". That's right I went there!

I'll be back.

Not for the next 2 weeks you won't. Next!

Miley

I am so dead.

Jackson

[Rico is shaving his armpits, Robbie is going out while Jackson says] Please please take me with you, don't leave me alone with, [looks at Rico and says] that!

Rico

I got a big swim meet this weekend, you won't believe the difference it makes in the butterfly, [does the butterfly and shows his armpits] Yeah.

Sorry son, every man for himself.

Miley

[She is driving her car and listening to one of her songs, and singing along] Sometimes I lie to the government just to get my license to drive a car, and now I'm on my way to the party to see Amber and rub her face in and na na na, [she gets pulled over] good!

License, please.

Miley

Oh yes, is there a problem officer…Diarrhea?

It's "DiAria".

Miley

Of course it is my bad.

Your turn signal's been on for the last mile and a half.

Miley

Oh is my face red? You are very good at your job... They should make you captain! I'll write a letter. Thanks so much for your help, it's been great working with you. B'bye.

Ah, not so fast miss, first, explain to me why your license says, Hannah Montana.

Miley

Oh that's just because…Sweet niblets!

Robby

Daddy's little convict say what?

Miley

[Miley is out of Jail, Robbie is driving her home] Kids, we do the darn'est things, but you gotta love us, you gotta love me right?

You know bud you wanted something so bad that you bent the rules to get it, and anytime you do that it's gonna bite you on the butt.

Miley

And you are right, you are absolutely right, 2 hours and 23 minutes in the slammer can really change a person, I've learned my lesson, so any other, you know punishment would be completely pointless.

Well I wouldn't necessarily go that far.

Miley

[Turns the car around] Daddy can we please not go down this road, this is where the party is and the last I want is to be seen being driven by my dad. [look's at Robbie] Oh no!

Oh yeah!

Miley

Oh daddy, why don't you just pull out a blow horn and announce my arrival.

You know me too well darlin'. [Says on the blow horn] Hey everybody it's Miley Stewart's daddy droppin' her off at the party because she didn't get her license ha ha. How's that for punishment.

Miley

[Miley has her license in hand, look's at the picture and says] This is so not fair, who takes a picture on 2, everyone knows you do it on 3, 1 2 3.

Lilly

It's really not that bad.

Oliver

Are you kidding, it looks like a horse stepped on her face.

Lilly

Oliver that's ridiculous. It's more like she ran into a plate glass door.. [makes silly face]

Rico

Welcome to Rico's Meat Mania! All meat, all the time! [Oliver walks in and notices his display] Just for you, [sniffs a hamburger] Oh yes.

Oliver

It's the promised land! [bows down]

[noticing Oliver] Oliver, what's the matter?

Oliver

I dropped a contact meat... lens. A contact lens! Let's walk the other filet... way. Let's walk the other way!

Jackson

Ya know what the best part about having you as a sister is?

Miley

No, what?

Jackson

I was hoping you could tell me, 'cause I got nothing!

Miley

So what? You had to drive me here, just be happy we finally got you a chair where your feet touch the ground!

You know, I kissed a girl named Rosemary Pesto once! She sure could've used a mint!

Miley

Oh my gosh, that totally reminds me when I kissed [Robbie Ray looks at her] nobody, nobody.. [nervous smile]

I love our relationship! You pretend you don't kiss boys, and I pretend I believe you!

Miley

[With fork stuck in her tooth] I am not gonna crack a tooth! [her tooth flies, and lands on Jackson's nose]

Jackson

But you might lose a filling!