I don't know. This one is pretty goofy. I mean you have your hair in curlers and eyes bugging out and your "Miley" necklace flopping all over the place.
Future of sleaze-journalism say what?
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[to photographer who'd been planning to throw a Strawberry Cream Pie in his face] Are you sure?
[The stunned photographer looks from the Rock to the pie then hits himself in the face with it.]
Good choice.
So all this happened because you wanted a Z-Phone?
Ya, I guess I just caught up in having the next new thing.
Y'know Miley, there's always going to be something new around the corner.
Hey that's what my Mom says! [Rock glares at her] Not that you remind me of my Mom, except for the nails 'cause these are her nails.
[to out of shot editor] Thanks for finally giving me my picture back. [Camera zooms out to reveal The Rock is holding the editor upside down by his ankle]
EEditor
Well, after I thought about it, kinda figured it was the right thing to do.
Good choice.
[to Jackson] My life is complicated enough. The last thing I need in my life right now is more drama.
Hi, Miley.
[staring at Jake] Hellooooo, drama!
I still hate you.
Hate makes you ugly. Oops, too late!
[on the phone] Hey, what's up, it's Hannah Montana, what would you like to give?
Singing lessons. I just heard your new single. Ouch!
Well, I heard yours and I thought it was fantastic!
[in disbelief] Really?
Yeah, my brother ate some bad catfish, so we played it for him to induce vomiting. It was like BAM! Instant puke!
Has been.
Never was.
Bottle-blonde.
Lip-syncher.
Bra stuffer.
[gasps] I hate you.
MMikalya
Like I care.
[closing the door] Hi.
You look great.
Oh, boy!
Listen, Miley, I…
I know I know. You haven't been able to forget about me. Your life feels empty without me. You see my face everywhere you look and you come back to say…
I just wanna be friends.
Big blonde sack o' drama say what?
So you are really into him?
Are you kidding? I am already working on our celebrity couple names. Right now, it's between Jikayla and Mikake.
Too bad you're not old enough for Donald Trump. Then you could've been Old Mik-donald!
Here's your lunch, boy.
Come on, Dad, this is stupid. Can I come back in the house?
No way. You smell worse than that week old sardine Uncle Earl found in his fat fold when he was looking for the remote.
Oh! Hey guys. Thanks for coming by.
No problem. We just wanted to wish you luck on your first day on filming because you know that is what friends do. That they are there for each other, they support each other…so where is Mikayla?
Umm, in makeup. Why?
Oh, we just wanted to wish her luck. It's not that we are going to get her fired or anything.
You stink under pressure!
Then stop putting me under pressure!
You got an army?
SSarah
No..
Good luck.
Why are we a great "juoy?"
[in a bad Scottish accent] I don't know. Keep writin'!
I'll take the fish if it gets me an A.
SSarah
Who needs an army when you got an arm!
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