Guy wouldn't admit it, but he did need some hope. And a hope man is helpful, even if he's a dope.
You're in luck next time you're stuck in a pit of doom, Guy.
GGuy
Because I know how to build one of these?
Nah. 'Cause you gotta have your origin story to tell.
[Sam has accidentally extinguished their campfire]
How about I make it up to you with a bite of these green eggs and ham?
GGuy
No, thank you.
Are you sure? They're really good in the dark. The lack of sight truly heightens your other senses. [chews on them loudly] Mmm! Mmm! Those just sound delicious.
GGuy
I would not like them in the dark.
MMichael
Stupid, stupid, stupid! I’ve recently committed myself to an eggless existence, but it is not easy. I mean, they’re really good.
I hear that.
MMichael
And if Sandra knew I took the...
Oh, right. Your chick.
MMichael
Sandra is no one’s chick! She’s very much her own hen, and I respect that.
GGuy
From one feminist to another, that’s very admirable. So, we’ll just leave these ties and show ourselves out.
MMichael
Keep the ties. Just promise you won’t say a word to anyone about my one moment of weakness.
One moment? [yelps]
GGuy
Our lips are sealed.
Yes. We swear we will not tell Sandra.
MMichael
Sandra! She could never hear about this! Because if she did, [retracts his claws] I don’t know what I’ll do.
Relax. There’s no way Sandra will...
MMichael
Sandra!
GGuy
Would you please stop saying...
Were you gonna say “Sandra”?
MMichael
Sandra! She makes waking up in the morning worth it! Sandra!
Let’s get out of here!
Oh... [chuckles] It’s very pretty.
You think?
I super think. Such a beautiful landscape.
[sighs] It’s not a landscape. It’s a Chickeraffe.
Oh. Oh, sure is. I see it now. I especially like how you drew his little foot right there, tearing out that guy’s eyeballs.
That’s his nose. And he’s snuzzling me. How many times do I have to tell you? They’re not dangerous. [sighs] It doesn’t matter. I’m not even allowed to have a panda, let alone Mr. Jenkins. [crumbles up the drawing and throws it on the floor.]
[picks up the drawing] Why don’t you let me help you with this? You know, your mom, well, she used to be quite a good artist back in the day.
No, thanks. I’ll just watch grass grow.
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