Michael, Sam I Am and others in “Dark”

Stupid, stupid, stupid! I’ve recently committed myself to an eggless existence, but it is not easy. I mean, they’re really good.

I hear that.

And if Sandra knew I took the...

Oh, right. Your chick.

Sandra is no one’s chick! She’s very much her own hen, and I respect that.

From one feminist to another, that’s very admirable. So, we’ll just leave these ties and show ourselves out.

Keep the ties. Just promise you won’t say a word to anyone about my one moment of weakness.

One moment? [yelps]

Our lips are sealed.

Yes. We swear we will not tell Sandra.

Sandra! She could never hear about this! Because if she did, [retracts his claws] I don’t know what I’ll do.

Relax. There’s no way Sandra will...

Sandra!

Would you please stop saying...

Were you gonna say “Sandra”?

Sandra! She makes waking up in the morning worth it! Sandra!

Let’s get out of here!