Blair and Serena in “Victor/Victrola”

So, I heard on Gossip Girl that you were having sex with Dan out here...in streaming video.

Oh, God. Kati and Is filmed us?

Well, it's not very high school musical scandalous. And no, they haven't streamed it...yet. But, I heard it was aggressive.

I must say, Dan has been surprisingly good at everything we've done.

Which is? Everything?

No! But, feel free to ask any personal questions.

But you've talked about it, right?

No, mom! We haven't.

May I remind you that this is your first real boyfriend, S. And in relationships, you talk about stuff.

I know, but, I don't know. Sometimes talking about it or planning it can ruin a good thing, you know?

I would know. Well, as long as you're not worried.

Well, I'm not. But, I don't know, he might be. Is it possible for a guy to want to slow things down?

Only the guys we like. [They both laugh] But with you, I can't imagine why.