Santana: [talking on her cellphone] It sounds awful. Is anyone even going?
Brittany: [walks next to Santana and holds out her cellphone] Let me find out. [dials Artie] Did you hear?
Artie: [on his cellphone] Yes. Mercedes just told me.
Mercedes: [pushing Artie's wheelchair] Tell them I'll go if they go.
Artie: Tell them yourselves. I ain't no Pony Express.
Mercedes: [rolls her eyes and turns on her headset] You're going, right?
Santana: Only if there's liquor. Because a Rachel Berry house party is not something I can do sober.
Brittany: But it's Alcohol Awareness week.
Santana: Precisely and I'm aware of how much fun alcohol is. Let's ask Puckerman. [dials Puck]
Puck: [on his cellphone] Go for Puck.
Santana: Noah, it's Santittany and Artcedes. Can your friends score us some wine coolers?
Puck: No, but his I.D. can.
[Everyone meets up at the same time.]
Brittany: [walks next to Santana and holds out her cellphone] Let me find out. [dials Artie] Did you hear?
Artie: [on his cellphone] Yes. Mercedes just told me.
Mercedes: [pushing Artie's wheelchair] Tell them I'll go if they go.
Artie: Tell them yourselves. I ain't no Pony Express.
Mercedes: [rolls her eyes and turns on her headset] You're going, right?
Santana: Only if there's liquor. Because a Rachel Berry house party is not something I can do sober.
Brittany: But it's Alcohol Awareness week.
Santana: Precisely and I'm aware of how much fun alcohol is. Let's ask Puckerman. [dials Puck]
Puck: [on his cellphone] Go for Puck.
Santana: Noah, it's Santittany and Artcedes. Can your friends score us some wine coolers?
Puck: No, but his I.D. can.
[Everyone meets up at the same time.]
Santana : [talking on her cellphone] It sounds awful. Is anyone even going?
Brittany : [walks next to Santana and holds out her cellphone] Let me find out. [dials Artie] Did you hear?
Artie : [on his cellphone] Yes. Mercedes just told me.
Mercedes : [pushing Artie's wheelchair] Tell them I'll go if they go.
Artie : Tell them yourselves. I ain't no Pony Express.
Mercedes : [rolls her eyes and turns on her headset] You're going, right?
Santana : Only if there's liquor. Because a Rachel Berry house party is not something I can do sober.
Brittany : But it's Alcohol Awareness week.
Santana : Precisely and I'm aware of how much fun alcohol is. Let's ask Puckerman. [dials Puck]
Puck : [on his cellphone] Go for Puck.
Santana : Noah, it's Santittany and Artcedes. Can your friends score us some wine coolers?
Puck : No, but his I.D. can.
[Everyone meets up at the same time.]
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