Hey, how come you haven't had any morning sickness? Quinn Fabray's been upchucking every fifteen minutes.
Really? That's a really good sign! That means the baby's not a mongoloid!
“The Rhodes Not Taken” · Season 1, Episode 5
In this episode: Will Schuester (2), Emma Pillsbury (2), Kurt Hummel (1), Rachel Berry (1), Finn Hudson (1), Terri Schuester (1)
I just got back from the emergency room. I had them give me four decontamination showers. I think they call that the full Silkwood.
What happened?
Kurt was drunk and he ralphed on me. Not really fessing up to how he got the booze just yet, but I'm pretty sure it's not a fake I.D. because he looks like an eleven-year-old milkmaid. Will, I think it was April. Her backpack's always clinking with empties.
Kurt, I'm a girl who knows her solvents, and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol.
Oh, Bambi... I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy.
I'm sleeping with him.
So am I! ...This play is weird.
That's Mr. Ryerson's favourite line.
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