Girl Meets World · Season 1
Hey! Lucas and I are friends. That's what we are, that's what we've always been. And we are not going to hurt that because you guys want us to be something we're not. So go back to your own lives, because nobody is moving too fast.
[Maya enters wearing a wedding gown and throws a bouquet, which Riley catches]
[mumbles] I was "wroh."
Excuse me?
I was "wrohh!"
Well, it takes a big man to admit when he was "wrohh."
You got a transcript, kid?
[hands it to Cory] I do. Check out them grades. Here, let me sing 'em to you: [to the tune of "Shave and a Haircut"] D-D-D-D-D D-F!
Yeah, I know that song.
Don't worry, Riley, Pluto will always be a planet in my room.
It's our time capsule, remember?
I remember everything.
We wanted to see how time treated us. If we turned out like we hoped we would. You got any advice for us while we're all here together, Mr. Feeny?
Well, yes. It's been a long time, and you're still together. What else do you need to know?
Uncle Eric, how come you look like this?
Because they elected him mayor.
Who would do that?
The good people of Stupidtown.
It's not pronounced Stupidtown!
How is it pronounced?
St. Upidtown!
Oh. How St. Upid of me.
Now, which one of you is Riley's friend Malisha?
It's Maya.
Oh, okay. So, what are you fighting about?
She didn't take my side.
I couldn't take her side based on what was said, which is the problem with this whole thing, 'cause Maya is making too big of a deal of what was said.
Uh-huh. Okay. Okay. Now, which one was she?
You can't do this. Your conscience will always bother you.
I don't have a conscience.
Everybody does. And until yours shows up, I'm going with you.
What is a lie? What are the effects of a lie on the human soul?
Why are you looking at me?
The man who summed up the price of a lie was Edgar Allan Poe in "The Tell-Tale Heart". Farkle?
So this guy chops somebody up, hides him in the floor. He's cool for awhile, but all of a sudden, boom, boom. Boom, boom. Boom, boom! His guilty conscience made him hear the heartbeat under the floorboards. So, he gave himself up. Some people just ain't cut out for this stuff.
He called on me, you know.
I know stuff. I know a lot of stuff. I know stuff about you.
You don't know anything about me.
Boom, boom.
Why would you do that?
Boom, boom.
I don't understand.
Boom, boom!
[panicked] All through kindergarten, I never fell asleep once! I was faking all my naps! Faking them. I can't do it. I don't know how Maya can just fall asleep anywhere!
Lucas! Why are you the only one here that didn't say "I'm sorry?"
'Cause I never do anything.
No, because you respect the rules. Because you know without them, civilization becomes chaos. The rest of you are gonna spend the afternoon thinking about that, with the exception of Lucas the Good.
Aw, boy. Is that gonna stick?
I'm already making T-shirts.
Maya, if there's no good kids out here noticing us, what's the point?
[pulls Lucas in by his shirt collar, so they are face to face] You questioning my leadership, Hopalong?
Okay, these names you're calling me are killing my street cred.
Aw. Then what would you like me to call you?
[deep voice] I'd like you to call me Mad Dog.
You don't seem like a Mad Dog to me.
Then what do I seem like to you?
You know that lamb that Mary had?
I don't like the way that this is going.
You know, a little discipline isn't a bad thing, Maya.
Oh, thanks, Mr. Matthews, I'll ponder on that.
[Riley does a head movement towards Cory while looking at Shawn]
I'm sorry, what?
[Riley does the same movement again]
Yeah, just because you do the same weird gesture twice, doesn't mean I get it.
The clothes look nice, Maya. But it's the hope that looks great on you.
Why don't you elect people who care enough to make things better?
I like to think I do every time I vote. But the truth is, I'm not responsible for the quality of people running for office.
How are these people even chosen?
Well, the parties choose the best candidates they can come up with.
[Eric bursts into the room, then pauses to catch his breath]
I am running for senator of the great state of New York, and I need your votes!
Kids don't vote.
Then, aww.
Everybody close your books, it's the end of the world.
I'm really dizzy. I've done this in every classroom!
They played me. I'm just supposed to lose.
Supposed to.
Like Kennedy was.
Or Nixon.
Yeah, but those guys weren't real!
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