Girl Meets World quotes

Maya Hart

Where's Garaboski?

Lucas Friar

Uh oh.

Riley Matthews

Did we do it?

Farkle Minkus

Did we finally break him?

Cory Matthews

[walks in] You broke him!

Cory Matthews

Quiet! Mr. Garaboski retired yesterday.

Cory Matthews

Quiet! The guy survives Vietnam *and* *Mrs.* Garaboski, and he can't get past you. Now, he left a letter here that expressed his feelings. "Dear you little"- okay, I can't read this.

Lucas Friar

He always talked about the good old days, before 1985.

Riley Matthews

What happened in 1985?

Farkle Minkus

That was the year the New York Board of Education said you couldn't hit a kid with a ruler.

Cory Matthews

Ms. Burgess is here to teach you about great books and great ideas. Please give her the same respect that you give me.

Riley Matthews

Aw, we could do better than that.

Topanga Matthews

Girls, slow down! What is the rush?

Maya Hart

Dinner is keeping us from our homework.

Riley Matthews

The new English teacher wants us to read this.

Topanga Matthews

This looks like a comic book.

Cory Matthews

Yes!

Topanga Matthews

Didn't we have a teacher who taught us...

Cory Matthews

Yes!

Topanga Matthews

Tell me more about this new English teacher.

Riley Matthews

Motorcycle.

Maya Hart

Leather jacket.

Topanga Matthews

Sounds familiar... [turns to Cory] Weren't you on the committee to hire the new English teacher?

Cory Matthews

Yes!

Let's go over the suspect list, doll face.

Auggie Matthews

I like when she calls me doll face. Makes me feel dainty.

Riley Matthews

How long are goldfish supposed to live?

Well, with proper care, they can go 15, 20 years.

Riley Matthews

Then that's when we'll see you next. [to the fish] Right, guys?

I hope so, kid. I'll miss you.

Riley Matthews

You will?

Yeah. You're sincere, you're honest. You changed me today.

Riley Matthews

Really?

Yeah. That'll be $17,000.

Lucas Friar

Maya, you are the most secure person in this room. You have a great life! Why would you change? I mean okay, not great life... I mean, your family life could, you know, be better, but... uh, at least at school you're uh... you're here a lot!

Maya Hart

I have no interest living in a world without Riley and Farkle. And I'm not going anywhere until you to come back, you hear me?

Farkle Minkus

Maya, the people you knew aren't here any more.

Maya Hart

Then can you please tell me where I can find them?

Riley Matthews

They're in the yearbook. Keep in touch and have an awesome summer.

Riley Matthews

Lucas hasn't asked me to the semi-formal. We're Riley and Lucas, aren't we, Maya?

Maya Hart

I don't know anymore. Just tell me what to say.

Riley Matthews

It's all over the front of my notebook. "Riley hearts Lucas 4-ever."

Maya Hart

What's on the back on your notebook?

Riley Matthews

"Riley and Lucas, we're just friends."

Cory Matthews

Semi-formal coming up. Young men and young women interacting. Mixing in a social situation. So, to avoid any casualties, I thought we could discuss etiquette. Can anyone here tell me what etiquette is? [Farkle raises his hand] No, you can't.

Farkle Minkus

Etiquette is treating people politely and with respect. Maya and I will demonstrate in a short play we put on before every dance. It's called, "No". [in a formal voice] Miss Hart, would you do me the great honor of accompanying me to the semi-formal festivities?

Maya Hart

No.

Farkle Minkus

Etiquette.

Maya Hart

Etiquette.

Farkle Minkus

Thank you.

Maya Hart

Thank you.

Farkle Minkus

We'll see you at the holidays for "A Christmas No".

Maya has something very special, Riley. She paints from a place that few of us are able to reach.

Riley Matthews

That's because she has an awful life.

Maya Hart

I love it when I'm reminded.

You know, Picasso painted a masterpiece called Guernica. Adults going to war on horses with swords. Except for one horse who was horrified at what the adults were doing. He's horrified because he knows it's wrong. I've always loved that horse. And when I was as young as you, I made a promise to myself that if I ever go to war, I would never forget Guernica and the horse that knew better. Thank you, Ms. Hart, for reminding me.

Farkle, I have the results of your...

Farkle Minkus

[interrupting] Of my IQ and aptitude test? I'm a genius, right? You know how I know? Because I'm a genius. It's not conceited when it's true, Mr. Matthews?

Cory Matthews

I wouldn't know. I'm barely literate.

Isadora Smackle

We are both geniuses now.

Farkle Minkus

Yup. That makes us even more alike that we were. And as we both know...

Isadora Smackle

[sadly] Like forces repel. Yes, science says we may never be together.

Farkle Minkus

And science never makes a mistake.

Riley Matthews

Really? Have you seen the blobfish? [shows them a picture of one and pretends to cry] Why, science? Why?

Farkle Minkus

Every sport is the same. Being good at sports is just a matter of physics.

Lucas Friar

Don't you mess up America's most favorite thing with America's least favorite thing!

Farkle Minkus

I've never even understood this game. You run around the bases and try to get home, right?

Lucas Friar

Yeah.

Farkle Minkus

Well, why do you need the other bases?

Lucas Friar

Because you can't get home until you've run all of them.

Farkle Minkus

But the quickest way between two points is a straight line.

Lucas Friar

You wanna get rid of the bases?

Farkle Minkus

Yeah, game's over sooner and we can all get back to physics.