Hey, this isn't so different from Texas. Look, there's a pony.
That's a rat.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Dad, you have a choice here. You can either understand that this is just a boy talking to me in the cafeteria...
I'm gonna do whatever you say next.
This is so innocent.
Honey, fathers don't see anything as innocent. We see it as... what's the opposite of innocent?
[raising her hand] Right here!
Sir, if I might take a different position?
Yeah, save me, Mr. Friar, do I go too far?
Always, sir.
[Riley is hoping that Lucas will say he likes her]
Riley?
Lucas?
I've never told this to anybody before.
Yeah?
I think someday I might like to be a veterinarian.
[disappointed] That's cool, too.
How's my breath? [breathes on Topanga]
Ooh. Like flowers. How'd you do that?
I ate your flowers.
You know what the easiest thing about having friends is?
What?
Sometimes all you have to do is trust them.
School dance. I'm gonna put you both down for Dance Numbers one through all of them. We will alternate. You and me, me and you. When you're not dancing with me, you may not dance with anyone else. So you may sit and wait until you dance with me again.
Yeah, none of this is happening.
Well, may I have one dance with each of you?
Sure.
Ha! That's all I wanted. You just got played by Farkle.
Wait, your dance is Friday?
You're doing that thing with your voice.
But Friday is the last night of the Coney Island Cyclone.
But it's our first dance! And Dad takes me to ride the rollercoaster a bunch of times, right?
Your father thinks of it as a tradition.
How bad is this?
Your father thinks of it as the reason he wakes up in the morning.
Maybe he won't remember it this year.
[bursting through the door] Three days 'til Cyclone Day!
When is my birthday?
148 days from Cyclone Day!
[to Riley] Good luck to you.
Where did you get that locket?
France.
You went to France?
Si, señor.
Farkle, what are you doing? This is "Romeo and Juliet".
Well, now it's "Romeo and Juliet and Farkle". I play Farkle.
Weird Mommy's cool.
Way cool.
Ooh, seventh grade party. I didn't get invited to a lot of those.
Your name is Farkle Minkus?
Don't wear it out.
I don't know how you could.
SMStuart Minkus
So these are the two ladies you tell me keep chasing you, huh?
[whispering to Riley and Maya] Please?
Yes, sir, it's us.
I'm not doing it. [Riley gives her a nudge; she sighs] Yes, sir, it is us. We hope that one day one of us will be lucky enough to become the future Mrs. Farkle Minkus and have a lot of baby Minkii.
[about Smackle] She was using you to make Farkle jealous.
Wow. That's a new one.
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