Farkle Minkus quotes from Girl Meets World

Farkle Minkus

[about Isadora] You can say whatever you want. She's mine.

Lucas Friar

Tell her that!

Do you give in to your feelings or let your mind rule over your heart?

Maya Hart

I follow my heart. It gets me into trouble.

Farkle Minkus

What about you, Riley?

Riley Matthews

My mind tells me to do what's right.

Can anyone answer which is more valuable to follow?

Lucas Friar

It depends on the situation.

No, it doesn't.

Lucas Friar

[shouting] Just taking a shot!

Very passionate.

Lucas Friar

Thank you!

...And that's where we run into trouble.

Lucas Friar

You set me up!

Maya Hart

Boo, this class.

Farkle Minkus

Do you even know which one it is?

Maya Hart

I'm gonna need a clue.

Farkle Minkus

Doo dah, doo, dah, doo doo dah da-da-dah da-da dah! Science.

Morning, Farkle. What's new?

Farkle Minkus

I'm reading this great book on anti-gravity. I can't put it down. Ha!

Ha!

Maya Hart

I hate this class.

Riley Matthews

Farkle, how come you never have us over to your house?

Farkle Minkus

I've already told you.

Riley Matthews

No, you say you're embarrassed by it, but how big could it possibly be?

Farkle Minkus

I don't know. I haven't seen it all.

Isadora Smackle

You feel bad about finding out that there are people here bigger than you?

Lucas Friar

No, I expected that. That's not it.

You feel bad 'cause you know it's not gonna be anywhere near as easy as we thought here?

Lucas Friar

Nah, I'm fine with the challenge. That's not it either.

It's about us, isn't it?

Farkle Minkus

Is there an us anymore?

Lucas Friar

That's it.

So look, man, let's go back to Riley and Maya and tell 'em we feel bad.

Lucas Friar

No, I can't do that.

Isadora Smackle

Why not?

Lucas Friar

Because I feel bad!

Lucas Friar

Oh, Butch Cassidy!

Farkle Minkus

Empire Strikes Back.

The Notebook.

Hey, love never dies, man.

Maya Hart

Smackle's the genius in your chemistry class?

Farkle Minkus

Smackle's the genius everywhere.

Well, you're with us now.

Isadora Smackle

Don't hit on me in front of Lucas.

Lucas Friar

Smackle!

Isadora Smackle

Don't hit on me in front of Farkle!

Farkle Minkus

Smackle!

Isadora Smackle

You, me, Lucas and Zay. We're better than a triangle. We're a quadrilateral.

Maya Hart

What's that?

Farkle Minkus

It means square. Over here we say square.

Farkle Minkus

The soil from volcanoes grows the most beautiful flowers.

Lucas Friar

And deep down, Maya is beautiful.

Riley Matthews

Okay, calm down.

We're just going up to see the leaves change color. Nature puts on a great show when it wants to.

Farkle Minkus

Indeed, Zay. The leaves seem to scream out...

Isadora Smackle

"Hey, look at me!"

Farkle Minkus

"You think I'm pretty!"

Isadora Smackle

"But I'm actually dead!"

Farkle Minkus

The preceding was brought to you by the Smarkle Corporation.

Farkle Minkus

He's talking chaos theory. A mathematical hypothesis postulating that within our universal complexity any small alterations can have vast repercussions.

Isadora Smackle

You brainiac!

Farkle Minkus

You brainiac!

Cory Matthews

I'm not sure anyone understands what you said. Explain it for the common person.

Farkle Minkus

You do something over here, it can affect what happens over there!

Cory Matthews

Demonstrate.

Farkle Minkus

Over here.

Lucas Friar

Hey!

Farkle Minkus

Over there.

Riley Matthews

It's for science, Lucas.

Lucas Friar

Thanks, Riles.

Maya Hart

Only I call her "Riles"!

Lucas Friar

Okay, Peaches.

Riley Matthews

Only I call her "Peaches"!

Sir Isaac Newton!

Farkle Minkus

[raises his hand] Farkle time, sir?

Cory Matthews

[sighs] If you must.

Farkle Minkus

Farkle time. It's what I'm going as for Halloween! It's a quarter after Farkle! Ha!

Cory Matthews

[annoyed] Isaac Newton!

Farkle Minkus

Gravity, sir! He sat under a tree, apple fell on his head. He said, "Hey, Gravity!" Thank you, I am Farkle!

Riley Matthews

This is normal, healthy teenage rebellion. This is supposed to happen. I'm right on schedule. How could this go wrong?

Farkle Minkus

Educate her, Hambone.

Cory Matthews

Chapter One: Crushing defeats. Godzilla versus Japan.

Farkle Minkus

Japan loses, Riley.

Cory Matthews

Really loses.

Farkle Minkus

Tell her how bad they lose.

Cory Matthews

They lose so bad their voices come out of their mouths three seconds later.

You know what else Hollywood loves? Authenticity. So, in the interest of authenticity, D.W. Preminger is going to extend an invitation to the friends of his daughter's imagination, because what could be more Hollywood authentic than holding out false hope to you, who inspired the roles, to audition for the roles of [points at Lucas] Dookus...

Lucas Friar

"Dookus"?

[points at Zay] Zed...

"Zed"?

[points at Farkle] ... and Farkle Poopypants McStupidhead!

Farkle Minkus

[points at Lucas] Ha ha, Dookus!