Gin Tama · Season 1
Oh crap! Today is Jump release day! I forgot it comes out on Saturday this week! We have to go back!
Who cares? We’ve already got everything we need for sukiyaki.
Well, this may be a good opportunity to kick the Jump habit. What am I doing, reading Jump at my age? Well, a man remains a boy until his death…
Sorry, but could you keep the embarrassing proclamations to yourself?
[after hitting Kagura with his motor scooter, Gintoki looks inside a vending machine slot]
D-don’t worry. A-all we have to do is find a t-t-time machine.
You’re the one who has to calm down!
It’s okay. I went to a fortune teller earlier, and she said my luck would be good on the weekend. I’m sure she’s miraculously unhurt. H-hey…[He turns Kagura over, and a pool of blood forms on the road.] [cut to Gintoki riding with Shinpachi and Kagura on the motor scooter] Ah! We have to leave this town forever! Then again, the weather girl’s pretty cute.
Are you stupid? I won’t die from a little scooter accident. This injury is from being shot. Look, it’s already healed.
Do you eat Bondo for breakfast?
[Kagura is holding the scooter down, preventing Gintoki to speed away.]
Shinpachi, you’ve suddenly got a lot heavier.
I’ve never seen a grown man abandon a girl being chased by the yakuza.
Well, I’m a boy at heart. And besides, in this country, we don’t call someone who can stop a scooter with her bare hands a girl. We call her a mountain gorilla.
Who the hell are they? Pedophile yakuza?
[misunderstanding him] file peddlers?
But lately, my work’s been escaltatered.
That’s escalated, right?
They finally asked me to take a person’s balls.
You mean soul/life, not balls, right?
There they are, over there!
They found us too fast!
Tsk. Useless four-eyes. I told you we should’ve taken a helicopter.
Whaddya mean, a helicopter? You’re the one who said to take the main street because they wouldn’t expect it!
[Shinpachi and Kagura are on a roof, being chased by the yakuza]
Do you finally agree we should use a helicopter?
Well, we don’t have that kind of money.
Oh, there’s one right now. Hey! Right over here! [man in helicopter starts shooting them with a machine gun]
Um, do you have any Jump?
If you want an Akamaru Jump (red circle Jump), then yeah.
Akamaru Jump…
Good grief, they’re persistent. How long will they chase us?
How do you expect to help me? You can’t even get us a helicopter.
That’s impossible. I couldn’t even get a remote control helicopter.
That’s no excuse. You should’ve called us a helicopter, you useless lump.
In the end, the idiots are just used. But I like those idiots better. I hate you though.
Hey, did you just insult me without an accent?
I don’t like men with glasses.
What the hell? Your character is changing!
[Shinpachi and Kagura are stuck in a trashcan, and have been pushed onto the train tracks. Shinpachi sees a train coming]
This timing’s just like some manga!
Hideaki Sorachi [drawn as a gorilla]: It’s hard to use a pen, but it’s hard to use a colored pencil too! It’s really hard to write manga. But hey, it’s hard to live. I want to be a cheese bum!
[Gintoki is reading Jump, while Kagura is shaving the yazuka’s afro]
Well, I didn’t really come to save you. I was looking for Jump and just happened to come to the station.
So our lives aren’t worth 230 yen?
We aren’t a restaurant. We just serve drinks and healthy perversions.
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