What’s with this girl? She’s already eaten five bowls!
Five, eh? She’s still got a long way to go.
We’ve got nothing left at home but salt and sugar.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Listen up! My huge stash of chocolate that I’ve been hoarding has recently disappeared. Whoever ate it, raise your hand. If you fess up now, I’ll only ¾ of the way kill you.
3 quarters is almost fully dead. And you should really stop this, or you’re going to get diabetes.
Another embassy recently attacked.(Nose bleeds) Oh this place sure is scary Popi, Momi.
You’re the scary one, bleeding from the nose with such a contented look. Was my chocolate tasty?
You don’t get a nosebleed from eating chocolate.
Don’t dodge the question! I can smell it in your blood!
Don’t be ridiculous. I just picked a little too hard.
And why would a girl your age pick hard enough to get a nosebleed?! Are you a retired cop or something?!
I don’t get your reasoning! Hey, calm down! (scooter crashes into Otose's shop.)
Hey, what the hell are you doing, crashing into my store?! You’d better be prepared to die!
DMDelivery man
I’m sorry; I didn’t get enough sleep last night.
Then I’ll let you sleep for all eternity!
Kagura-chan, call for an ambulance.
Ambulance! Ambulance!
He didn’t mean it literally.
DADog Amanto
What the hell are you doing here? You wanna get your asses kicked, woof?
No, we were just asked to deliver something.
Hey Kagura, we’d better give…
[crouching down] Come here, doggy, I’ll give you a treat!
What the hell are you doing?!
It might be dog food. Take it.
[being held by the arm] What the hell are you doing, Shinpachi?! Let go!
[being held by the arm by the amanto] No way, I’m not going to be taken in by myself!
Aren’t you supposed to say something like, ‘Don’t worry about me, just go’?!
[being held by the arm by Gintoki] Don’t worry about me, just go to hell!
I’m taking you with me!
Get out of here, Gintoki.
Zura? Zura Kotarou?
It’s not Zura; it’s Katsura! [punches Gintoki]
Hey, why are you upper cutting me after all this time?
I’ve told you so many times to quit calling me by that nickname.
Hey, wake up, Okita! How could you sleep through that blast there?
You mean that we failed again to prevent a bombing? What are you doing, Hijikata-san? You should take this job more seriously.
Shall I put you to sleep, ingrate?
[after seeing herself in a photo as a suspect in the bombing on TV]
I’m on TV! I gotta call my folks!
[Yamazaki is wearing a Prince of Tennis outfit for spying complete with a racket and bag, and is looking through binoculars]
No doubt about it. I’ve found them.
YYuu
Mommy, is that a peeping tom?
MMom
Yuu-chan, don’t look at him.
YYuu
Should we tell the police?
Gintoki, will you take up your sword once again to cleanse this rotting nation? Lend me the strength of the fearsome white demon once again. [flashback to when they were fighting together] Is this it? Rather than falling into enemy hands, we should kill ourselves and die as warriors.
Don’t be stupid. Stand up. If you have time to think of a beautiful end, then why not live beautifully until the last? Let’s do it, Zura.
It’s not Zura; it’s Katsura!
I’ve never understood what goes on in your head.
I love the thrill of a real fight. That’s why I hate this trickery you’re pulling. Our fight is over. And yet you come, time and time again, pestering me about it. What are you, my mother-in-law?
Are you some kind of idiot? Mothers always pester their sons. You just don’t have anyone that does it with you on a daily basis.
Hey you, if I didn’t have naturally wavy hair like this, I’d kick your ass.
You’re always blaming your hair for your cowardice. How pitiful.
You’re the pitiful one. You try to trick a guy into fighting with you.
What the hell are you talking about?!
We could drive them off the entire earth if we had your strength, Gintoki!
Good lord, what the hell are you on?
[being chased by the Shinsengumi]
What’ll we do, boss?
Who are you calling ‘boss’?! You’re the worst of them all!
Zura, if the boss won’t do it, leave it to me! Be they bad guys or bystanders, I’ll take them out on your orders!
Shut up you! What’s with that TV drama attitude?!
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