[Raiding a house looking for the silver haired samurai]
Give it up!
Did you want something?
That’s…a strapped-for-cash samurai…
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You lump, you have to put your heart and soul into every swing!
Sure, I’ll put my heart and soul into bashing your head in, baldy!
What was that, ingrate? Get off your high horse, perm boy!
Let’s go home. My show’s about to start.
When did they change the schedule? I thought the drama reruns started at 4…
Is that right? Well, the drama seems like it’ll end happily…
That’s what you think. [thinking] You’re all smiley and giggly. Your inner calm is disrupted.
Oh, really?
It’s thanks to him [Kondo] that we Shinsengumi can walk the streets, heads held high. We chose to follow him. Isn’t that right, Sougou?
[to a tiny dog] Now go, Sadamaru no. 3! Your target is that guy’s ass!
Hey, are you even listening to me?!
Hey, watch out, man.
You could’ve killed me!
Well, I told you to look out…
You practically mumbled it!
Keep it down. I don’t need any more tension on this job, especially from the likes of you.
[to Hijikata] Oh, could it be…Oogushi-kun? Oh my, you’ve really grown up. Oh, and do you still have that goldfish of yours?
[Gintoki goes back up on the roof]
He’s gone. What should we do, Oogushi-kun?
Who are you calling Oogushi-kun? I completely forgot about him in three short weeks…
Well, he’s a forgettable guy.
Good lord, I’m gonna go bald myself after working for this baldly for an entire day.
Hey, you’re that gorilla’s friend? [looks at the sword Hijikata has given him] But hey, what’s up with this thing? [Hijikata sends him flying over the roof] What are you doing?
He may be a gorilla, but to us he’s our precious commander!
I won’t let you beat the Shinsengumi. If one of us falls, then we have no choice but to cut the opponent to shreds! [runs at Gintoki] [cut scene]
It’s time for my TV drama!
[Zeamon hears the fight on the other side of the roof]
Hey, Gin-san, if you just play around, I won’t pay you a dime!
[cut in the shoulder] Shut up, baldy, and call the police! The police!!
I am the police.
Well then, help me, will you?
I suppose I should. [thinking] He’s an odd one indeed…
[Talking about Gintoki]
[thinking] Could it be that he doesn’t want to hurt me, even when his very life is in peril?
[Gintoki cuts Hijikata’s sword in half]
That’s all then. Hey baldy, I’m going to the hospital!
Wait! Do you pity me?
Pity? If I had enough of that to give to you, then I’d put it over rice for dinner.
One fights to protect something, like you fought me to protect the Shinsengumi.
Protect? So what are you protecting?
My honor. See ya.
[Okita has been watching the battle between Hijikata and Gintoki]
He’s an interesting man. I’d like to cross swords with him myself.
Don’t bother. He’d kick your ass, Sougou. He’s the kind of guy who’s fighting another battle far away, even as a sword swings at his throat. Fair or unfair, it doesn’t matter to him.
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