“If you're a man, start with a swordfish!"/"If you sleep with your fan on, you'll have constipations, so watch out.”
In this episode: Gintoki (13), Shinpachi (7), Ebina (4), Landplot owner (3), Kagura (1)
Man, this is useless! It's way too hot, too hot! And why should I be the only one who has to buy a fan in this heat? Maybe I really should go and get an air conditioner. Hey old man, what do you think? Should I really buy an air conditioner?
Uh? Well... It's fine, ain't it?
No, it ain't fine!!! Where would I get the money for an air conditioner? Stop saying such needless stuff!
I mean, what's the point on buying a machine to refresh yourself if you have to sweat in order to buy it? Isn't it like using hidden money to dig for hidden money? Like drinking before you get a drink?
Say, don't you want one? If you switch to air conditioner, I can make it cheaper.
Really? Well, please. Uh... [pulls out a 1000 yen bill from his wallet.] Is this enough money?
Come and see it, everyone!
Uh? Sir? This is strange, you're not looking at me anymore! SIR?!
What? You still use a fan? You're poor, aren't you? You have to be poor. You just gotta be poor!
Ahh, this sucks! Even the blue sky sucks, and it's so blue!! Why do I have to go through all of this to buy a fan? Hey old man, is it okay if I just go home? Can I just go home?
Eh? Isn't it okay if you go home?
No, it's not okay!!! You've got no idea of the situation! You don't know jack about this, so mind your own business!!! [the man in the truck starts crying]
[in the recycling shop]
Oh? A samurai customer is a rare sight these days. Welcome.
Senpuki (electric fan). You got a senpuki, don't you? Gimme one!
Senpuki (war machine)... That sounds quite nostalgic. You! Where did you hear that name?
Just get me one, pronto.
Can't you wait? You're the first to come over here from so far. Just tell me your name.
What, for the receipt? Just put it to Ue-sama (something like "chief").
Ue-sama?... That's a magnificent name. [pulls out a pistol] Well, say goodbye, Ue-sama!!! [fires, hitting a vase behind Gintoki]
Wh-wh-wh-what-what the hell are you doing?! Manager!!! Manager, come here!!!
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