“If you’re going to cosplay, do it with all your heart!” quotes from Gin Tama

Look, we don’t need guys like you.

Gintoki

[dressed in a space pirate outfit] How rude. We want to be pirates too! Take us with you! Right, Zura?

Katsura

It’s not Zura; it’s Captain Katsura.

Gintoki

We’re mischievous guys who’ve dreamt of becoming pirates ever since we were little. We’re looking for the secret treasure called ‘One Park’. Right, Zura?

Katsura

It’s not Zura; it’s Captain Katsura.

Whatever. Go find it yourselves.

Gintoki

Don’t say that. Look, my hand’s a hook. I can only be a pirate or a coat hanger now.

Gintoki

[pointing his bokuto at the guy] At least give us an interview.

Katsura

[pointing his sword at the guy] Look, we even have resumes.

Gintoki

Shit, the wound opened up. Um, excuse me, is this where the interview is being held? Good afternoon, my name is Sakata Gintoki. I want to apply for captain. My hobby is eating sweets. My skills include being able to sleep with my eyes open…

Daraku

You’re Katsura!

Katsura

Wrong! I’m Captain Katsura!

Gintoki

Listen, I don’t care what you guys do around the universe. This is my sword, and anywhere it can reach is my country! Bastards who come in and try to mess with my things…whether it be a general, whether it be space pirates, whether it be a meteorite…I’ll destroy them!

Daraku

For a guy who doesn’t wash his hands in the restroom, you’re pretty clean. [falls over dead]

Shinpachi

This is no good. I’m so dizzy, I can’t walk.

Kagura

I’ve been in the sun so long, I’m getting light headed. Piggyback!

Gintoki

What are you two brats whining about? Who do you think is the most tired?! It’s with-a-two-day-hangover, with-body-beat-up, he-did-his-best Gin-san!

Shinpachi

But I’m really dizzy you know.

Kagura

Yeah, I’m so light headed!

Gintoki

Whatever, I’m going home. [starts walking away, then stops] Cut the crap already! I’ll give you a piggyback or whatever! [Kagura and Shinpachi run to Gintoki] What the hell, you’re just bursting with energy…

Kagura

Gin-chan, I feel like eating ramen!

Shinpachi

I want sushi, too!

Gintoki

Don’t think you can eat food like that unless it’s your birthday. Geez, you guys are so heavy, dammit.

Katsura

This time, you’re holding on to them as tightly as you can.

Gintoki

This is Gintoki. Recently, I was chasing after a cat who took my fish. I was running butt naked, and everyone, even the sun, was laughing at me.

Katsura

Zura janai, Captain Katsura dattebayo! (Note: "Zura janai, Katsura da" means "It's not Zura, it's Katsura." The dattebayo part is a play on the end particle of the sentence, "da". Dattebayo is Naruto's catchphrase from the anime/manga Naruto.)