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Gilmore Girls · Season 7, Episode 10

“Merry Fisticuffs” quotes from Gilmore Girls

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“Merry Fisticuffs” · Season 7, Episode 10

In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (5), Rory Gilmore (2), Emily Gilmore (2), Christopher Hayden (1)

What about instead of La Boheme we took our inspiration from Rent? East Village. 1985. Rickety tables. Chipped glassware. [phone rings] Excuse me. Hello?

How goes the party planning?

What? What happened?

That good huh?

Is he OK?

I am not participating in this

Oh my God. What can I do? What do you need?

You are not using this phone call to get out of party planning hell.

Oh...I'll be right there.

Mom.

I can hear Rory on the other end. You are not as clever as you think you are.

Drat.

...

OK so I'll call you later? Ok?

The stairs are rickety, and you think you might fall down them?

Mom.

The pool is empty and you think you might have hit your head??

Would you like the brown card with the cream colored detail with the parchment insert or would you like the cream colored card with the silk lining and the clear paper insert. How about I'd like some cyanide and a 30 story building to jump off of.

[picks up a box of Cap'n Crunch at Doosie's]

We said one sugary cereal.

You're going to deny me the Captain?

We've got a whole box of Froot Loops at home.

In my fragile state you're going to deny me Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch?

It rips your gums.

In a delightful sugary way. Look it's got 5% real peanut butter flavored chemicals.

No. [picks up a jar of pasta sauce] Which one do we get??

Avoid the words "made with real vegetables".

[holding Dula, Luke's baby niece] Ooo look at her long fingers. What are you gonna be? A pianist when you grow up? Is that what you're gonna be pretty girl? Or a pickpocket. Oh yes you might. You might be a pickpocketing pianist.

Mars and Venus.

Yea see I don't think that's right. See Mars and Venus are both planets. So they have something in common. It's more like Mars and a bowl of soup.

Venus and a bowl of soup. Venus is the woman...Sorry boys suck.

Stupid bowls of soup.

I'm saying he's your husband, Lorelai, for better or for worse. I like Christopher.

Okay.

I think he's good for you. But it's not going to be perfect. He's not perfect, and God knows you're not perfect. But marriage is not about always being happy, and often it's about not being happy at all. It's about compromise, which is not your strong suit. It's about swallowing your pride sometimes, about doing what he wants. It's not about winning an argument, which may make you sad, because that's what you love. But I don't want to see you ruin this. Marriage is serious business, Lorelai, and if you don't take this seriously, it could fall apart faster than you could possibly imagine. And he'll be gone, and you'll be alone again. A ring is no guarantee.

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