Would you like the brown card with the cream colored detail with the parchment insert or would you like the cream colored card with the silk lining and the clear paper insert. How about I'd like some cyanide and a 30 story building to jump off of.
[picks up a box of Cap'n Crunch at Doosie's]
We said one sugary cereal.
You're going to deny me the Captain?
We've got a whole box of Froot Loops at home.
In my fragile state you're going to deny me Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch?
It rips your gums.
In a delightful sugary way. Look it's got 5% real peanut butter flavored chemicals.
No. [picks up a jar of pasta sauce] Which one do we get??
Avoid the words "made with real vegetables".
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