What about instead of La Boheme we took our inspiration from Rent? East Village. 1985. Rickety tables. Chipped glassware. [phone rings] Excuse me. Hello?
How goes the party planning?
What? What happened?
That good huh?
Is he OK?
I am not participating in this
Oh my God. What can I do? What do you need?
You are not using this phone call to get out of party planning hell.
Oh...I'll be right there.
Mom.
I can hear Rory on the other end. You are not as clever as you think you are.
Drat.
...
OK so I'll call you later? Ok?
The stairs are rickety, and you think you might fall down them?
Mom.
The pool is empty and you think you might have hit your head??
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