We were gonna go to Atlantic City. We were going to sit at a Blackjack table at 11:59 and order martinis. We were gonna play 21 when she turned 21. Then we were going to buy 21 things. And there's a thing about 21 guys that wouldn't be appropriate since the engagement, but it was a good plan.
“Twenty-One Is the Loneliest Number” · Season 6
In this episode: Rory Gilmore (3), Lorelai Gilmore (2), Logan Huntzberger (2), Luke Danes (1), Emily Gilmore (1), Richard Gilmore (1)
I'm so sorry to bother you, Rory - hello, Logan!
Hello, Emily.
Rory, could you check your closet? The maid hung up your dry cleaning today, and I am missing a blouse and I want to know whether or not to add this to the list of reasons I'm firing her.
Of course, I'll be right back. [She heads into the bedroom.]
Thank you, Rory. I'm so exhausted with incompetent people, I don't know what to do anymore. I feel like every person I hire immediately gets hit in the head with a mallet on the way out of the employment office!
RBReverend Boatwright
Your virtue is a gift...it is a gift you can give to only one man…If you give it away too soon and to the wrong man, then when the right one does come along, you have no gift to give. You'll have to buy him a sweater.
Listen, reverend. I really appreciate you taking the time out of what I assume is a busy day to come here and talk to me about... all of this, but, um, I'm afraid the ultimate-gift ship has sailed.
RBReverend Boatwright
What?
A while ago. It's probably in Fiji by now.
(commenting the "Rory" drink) This tastes pink. Like really pink. It's really bad; it's like drinking a My Little Pony.
Well, there they are, the two most lovely ladies in the room.
Emily [glares]: Hello, Logan. [To Rory] I have to check on your cake. [She leaves.]
Huh. Is it me, or could the penguins march through here?
She's probably mad because she found out we're having sex.
She what?
Rory [shrugs]: She found out we're having sex.
How the hell'd she find that out?
Rory [sweetly]: I told her minister.
But - but, why would you do that?
Because - he was going on and on about my virtue being a gift, and now you have it, so I'm going to have to buy the next guy a sweater! I just wanted him to stop.
And all this without a drink in my hand.
Come on, let's get you a Rory.
Ah. Dealing with this family is stressful.
Oh, tell me about it. And once you've had that drink, I can tell you how I've been moved out of the pool house and into a room right next to my grandparents. So from now on, we'll have to have sex in our invisible suits. [Logan's head falls.] Two Rorys, please.
Does your grandfather know also?
Oh, yeah.
Logan [to the bartender]: Make it four.
Dad?
She's having sex, Lorelai. She's having sex under my roof. I paid 40 thousand dollars to redecorate her sex-house. I bought a her a sex mattress. Her sex-box springs.I provided everything she needs to waste her life.
Dad, Rory having sex is not your fault. Really, she was having sex way before the big renovation.
I feel so much better now.
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