We are on Sores and Boils Alley.
Why can't it be something that doesn't ooze and run? What about bunions? Bunions are ok right? Sort of onions, mixed with buns, sorta appetizing if you don't think about it too much.
“Welcome to the Dollhouse” · Season 6
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (2), Luke Danes (2), Sookie St. James (1), Lane Kim (1), Michel Gerard (1)
So, what's going on in the world?
Nothing...
Nothing?
Good. Nothing good. There's absolutely nothing positive going on anywhere in the world. How could that be?
That's why I don't read the paper anymore.
You will mine. I am starting my own. The Good News Daily -- nothing but good news every day.
Sounds good.
"No civil war in Canada" -- big article. "Cars drive down road without incident" -- front-page news. "Puppies -- how cute are they?" In-depth exposé. And the subscription is free. How happy is that?
I'm in a better mood.
A jungle gym license. If I want kids to play on my urn, no one's gonna tell me I need a license.
Want some coffee?
I'm beyond coffee.
Beyond coffee. This is big.
I'm fueled by my righteous indignation.
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