Well, there they are, the two most lovely ladies in the room.
Emily [glares]: Hello, Logan. [To Rory] I have to check on your cake. [She leaves.]
Huh. Is it me, or could the penguins march through here?
She's probably mad because she found out we're having sex.
She what?
Rory [shrugs]: She found out we're having sex.
How the hell'd she find that out?
Rory [sweetly]: I told her minister.
But - but, why would you do that?
Because - he was going on and on about my virtue being a gift, and now you have it, so I'm going to have to buy the next guy a sweater! I just wanted him to stop.
And all this without a drink in my hand.
Come on, let's get you a Rory.
Ah. Dealing with this family is stressful.
Oh, tell me about it. And once you've had that drink, I can tell you how I've been moved out of the pool house and into a room right next to my grandparents. So from now on, we'll have to have sex in our invisible suits. [Logan's head falls.] Two Rorys, please.
Does your grandfather know also?
Oh, yeah.
Logan [to the bartender]: Make it four.
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