So dinner, drink, movie, that's really what we're doing tonight?
I don't understand why you won't just believe me. I'm tired, I just want a mellow evening with my girlfriend.
Last time you were mellow you had a hundred and four temperature and even then, we were bar-hopping for an hour before you fainted.
I didn't faint, I passed out. Drink, dinner, movie, that's it.
Fine.
[he kisses her and they round the corner and stop in front of a door. It opens in front of them and all their friends are there, dressed in prison stripes]
[singing] For she's a jolly good felon, for she's a jolly good felon. For she's a jolly good felon! Which nobody can deny!
After the party, that is!
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