Good. Because the eyes will give you away.
What do you mean?
When you're thinking of bolting. They'll pop out on you, like that Runaway Bride. It's like the eyes are trying to runaway first.
“Fight Face” · Season 6
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (3), Luke Danes (2), Sookie St. James (1)
The only draw back is the name. Coco. Too cutesy. But he's a rescue so I don't wanna freak him out by giving him a new name right away, so I'm going to get to the name I want in baby steps. So for the first week I'll call him Coco to get him acclimated, then Coci, 3rd week Kooky, 4th week Tooky.
So you're going to name him Tooky?
No I'm going to name him Paul Anka but it's going to take awhile to get to Paul Anka.
I'm going to talk to TJ. But I'm going to be smart about it, I'm not going to spook him. I'm going to be like Michael Corleone dealing with that slimy brother-in-law of his. Get a couple of tickets to a ballgame. Invite him along and we'll talk about the beer and the hot dogs we're going to eat, and then I'm going to get him to admit that he did this. And then when we get in the car on the way to the ball park I'm going to put a rope around his neck and pull it 'till he's - DEAD!
Wait, wait. You're in the back seat?
Yeah, it's best for garroting. Yes.
No, he's totally going to smell something fishy if you hop in the back seat, especially if you're driving.
No, he's not that bright. It'll work!
Why are you even buying the tickets? You could just sneak up on him and garrote him on the street, save you the money!
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