Rory and Lorelai in “Girls in Bikinis, Boys Doin' the Twist”

Rory

You're not worried, are you? Because I'm just going for the sun and to read, nothing more.

Lorelai

I know, I know. It's just, it's always the good kids who've never had a drink that take one sip of Kahlua and fall out of a window.

Rory

So you're sad you never taught me how to drink?

Lorelai

Exactly!

Rory

Well, grab a bottle and some quarters and let's go.

Lorelai

No falling out of windows.

Rory

Not even a first floor one.

Lorelai

And don't drink. And after you're done not drinking, drink tons of water and take two aspirin before you go to bed.