“Afterboom” · Season 4
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (5), Rory Gilmore (3), Jason Stiles (2)
Hello?
Who is this?
This is Lorelai Gilmore.
No, this is Lorelai Gilmore.
Ooh. Gaslight.
So, you have my phone.
Yes, you left it in the kitchen. You know what that means, don't you? You miss Mommy.
Yes, or that the refrigerator was empty, and I ordered food.
Oh, that makes much more sense.
Why didn't you just tell them that you guys were dating?
Oh, come on. You know why. We were going to tell them when the time was right. Of course, I had no idea we were dealing with the Carringtons. All we needed was a swimming pool and some ball gowns to really end the evening right.
This is unbelievable. I leave you people alone for one hour and all hell breaks loose.
How could he do this? How could my father just take the business from you?
Oh, no, no, no. He left me the business, but without the clients, the business consists of some stationery, a coffee maker, and some rubber pencil grips.
I don't understand. Why would my father do that?
Because it's brilliant. It's perfect. He gets my dad to drop the lawsuit, he makes some extra cash, and he's sitting pretty. Makes perfect sense.
Well, I have to work, and he's making it pretty impossible for me to work here. Oh, my God. I'm gonna end up in Houston.
Jason...
Where all the financial wash ups wash up. It's gonna be me and the Enron boys smoking cigars while their ankle cuffs beep in the background.
College is loud!
Yes, it's part of our training. It's right up there with the bad food, the sleep deprivation, and how to hold your own hair while throwing up.
Awww.
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