Take the cake into the kitchen now, Teresa.
Wait, aren't I supposed to blow out the candles?
Oh, Teresa can do that.
Mom, it's tradition for the person whose name is on the cake to do the blowing.
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought only children liked to do that. Shall we bring it back out and relight it?
No.
Well, would you like to make a wish and blow out the tapers?
Why am I being mocked on my birthday?
Because it's the Gilmore way.
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