Do you think you'll be single your entire life?
Excuse me?
I mean in terms of you finding someone, what do you think the odds are?
Ok, what is going on?
Well, I visited the family mausoleum today...
[to Rory] Never what you think it's going to be!
“Richard in Stars Hollow” · Season 2, Episode 12
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (2), Emily Gilmore (2), Rory Gilmore (1), Richard Gilmore (1), Dean Forrester (1)
Oh, oh. Well, uh. . .ugh, why don’t we move Aunt Cecile? She was always so annoying at parties. She loved the knock-knock jokes.
Mom!
What?
You can’t just kick out Aunt Cecile.
Knock-knock. Who’s there? Pineapple. Pineapple who? That’s where it ended. Never fully grasped the knock-knock concept.
She was a complete idiot. Okay, it’s decided – Cecile goes.
How tall are you?
Why? You wanna dance?
No, thank you. [pause] I appreciate the offer, though.
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