Gilmore Girls · Season 2, Episode 6
“Presenting Lorelai Gilmore” · Season 2, Episode 6
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (5), Rory Gilmore (4), Christopher Hayden (1), Dean Forrester (1)
Before I knew it, Grandma was telling me how important it is for a person to be properly presented to society.
Ugh!
And how every young girl dreams of this day.
Argh!
And how there are flowers.
Oh, Lord!
And music.
Please!
And cake.
Oh yeah, the cake's actually good.
And when I got back from Grandpa's office, they all invited me out onto the patio.
No no no, please tell me you did not go out onto the patio.
I went out onto the patio.
Ugh, Rory, that's like accepting the position as the drummer in Spinal Tap.
I swear, there is nothing in the world my mother is better at than getting someone to agree to something that in any other universe, they would never ever consider.
Mom.
I am still convinced she had something to do with Lily Tomlin doing that movie with John Travolta
See; now only a lady can gracefully walk around a room with a book on her head while eating Kung pow chicken. I mean a great lady can even spit the peanuts back into the container without anyone noticing.
Wow!
Yeah, well don't be intimidated. You have to practice and practice to get to my level.
Anyone want the last egg roll?
Err...no!
Hey, where are you going?
To get the last egg roll.
Getting the egg roll yourself?
Yes!
No, ladies never get their own egg rolls, ladies never get their own anything they don't even get their own ideas.
Oh boy!
They just sit helplessly and wait for some young strong man to come by and assist them. They don't step in puddles, they don't step over puddles, and they can't even look at puddles. They actually need to be blindfolded and thrown in a sack and carried over puddles.
Isn't there a moratorium on how long ladies are supposed to talk?
Err…no! Now repeat after me "I am completely helpless".
May I have this dance?
I don't know. Do you have a trust fund? Always make sure.
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