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Gilmore Girls · Season 1, Episode 3

Lorelai and Rory in “Kill Me Now”

OK, fine. Is that my sweater?

What?

You're wearing my sweater.

So?

No, it's OK. It's just I thought I asked you to at least ask, you know, before you borrow my stuff.

I'm sorry.

It's OK. It's just not too much for a simple "Can I borrow it, Mom?" is it?

No, it's not. Jeez, lighten up.

It's my favorite sweater too.

Since when?

Since always.

This is not your favorite sweater.

Yes it is and now it's going to be all stretched out just like everything else you borrow.

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about that you take my sweaters and you wear them and you stretch them out.

I couldn't possibly stretch them out! Your boobs are way bigger than mine.

That is not true.

Yes it is.

Your boobs are totally bigger than mine!

You're crazy!

Do you want to measure?

What?

I'm serious. Why don't you get the measuring tape right now?

I am not going to measure my boobs.

Because you know that you are totally bigger.

I'm going inside.

Fine, don't measure. We'll just compare bras.

Stop it!

I'll stop when you quit stealing my stuff.

You're cracked!

You're... bigger.

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