[Rory and Lorelai are shopping for school supplies.]
I’m going to a serious school now, I need serious paper.
Alright, fine. Here is your serious paper.
Ooh and here are your somber highlighters, your maudlin pencils, your manic-depressive pens.
Now these erasers are on lithium so they may seem cheerful but we actually caught them trying to shove themselves in the pencil sharpener earlier.
No, wait! We’re going to stage an intervention with the neon post-its and make them give up their wacky crazy ways.
[After Rory got her first D on a test]
A "D" at Stars Hollow is like an "F" at Chilton. It's worse, it's like a "G" or a... "W".
I'm guessing the spelling test didn't go well either?
[about going to Chilton] Do you really think I can do this?
That's it? That's all my future is worth? 1 dollar?
[Lorelai is quizzing Rory for her test on Shakespeare]
The Comedy of Errors... written?
You got the 16 part right.
Well...anything under a hundred is close.
What kind of a rule is that?!
I'm running the study session here.
[After cramming all night for the test the next day, Rory wakes up at the kitchen table]
Aww...jeez, such a bad sleeping idea.
I'm late, I'm late! I woke up late!
I can't calm down, I missed my bus. Get up!
Sweety, mommy can't get up right now, mommy's been sleeping at a right angle all night.
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