S2 E26Will the Real Mr. Howell Please Stand Up?
We forgot about Gilligan.
Oh, the last time I saw Gilligan, he was collecting feathers for some ridiculous idea that he had.
[they see Gilligan on the roof of a hut with wings he made from feathers]
Gilligan, come down here right now.
Skipper, I've been watching the birds fly. It's real easy.
Gilligan, come down here right now.
[he flaps his wings and floats in the air]
Gilligan, you can't fly. It's impossible.
[stops flapping his wings and falls to the ground]
Gilligan! Gilligan, little buddy! Are you all right?
Why did you have to say that? Impossible? Why did you have to say that?
Oh, let him go, Thurston. What's the difference?
That's right, Mr. Howell. What's the difference? He can't spend any more of your money even if he is rescued.
Well, he can't, can he? He's wearing my pants and my wallets in the back pocket!
S2 E27Ghost-a-Go-Go
And another thing, the Skipper told me to tell everybody else, including you, to bring your, um, bare essentials.
Oh, okay. I'll keep my eyes closed.
S2 E29The Friendly Physician
[the Skipper and Gilligan are in Dr. Balinkov's dining room and a dog comes up and meows]
Skipper... I know we've been shipwrecked a long time, but doesn't a dog go woof woof?
[Nervously] I-I think so...
[the Skipper pets the dog]
[kisses Dr. Balinkoff] That's for seeing our fire.
[also kisses him] That's for coming to our rescue.
[kisses him again] That's for taking us off the island.
[Ginger gives him a long passionate kiss on the lips]
BBDr. Boris Balinkoff
What was that for?
S2 E31Mr. and Mrs. ???
[the Skipper is greeting the wedding party, and Gilligan is best man] Ah... The best man.
At least I'm best man at something.
Gilligan, you couldn't be best man in an all girls school.
S2 E32Meet the Meteor
Now gentlemen, on the one hand there may be nothing to worry about.
I knew it, it's always the other hand that gets in trouble!
" I have one regret. that I won't live to be one hundred years old."
"Oh, but you will dear. You' be that on Saturday."
Why, you ladies certainly look as beautiful as ever tonight.
Ha, ha. Professor, I bet you say that to all the girls.
Mary Ann, we are... all the girls.
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