DWDuke Williams
[looking at Mary Ann and Ginger] I like 'em little, and I like 'em big. Man, this is smorgasbord time!
S1 E21Big Man on a Little Stick
S1 E25The Matchmaker
[after Gilligan has spilled soup on him for a second time] Why me, Professor? Why always me?
This is your moment of truth, little buddy. Please don't spill the soup on the Howells.
Be of good cheer, Skipper. For I will... [picks up the tray of soup bowls] ...not spill the soup.
S1 E26Music Hath Charms
[seeing Gilligan playing a drum] Oh, Gilligan, I am hungry for music!
[pausing] Would you like a drumstick?
S1 E27New Neighbor Sam
SPSam, the Parrot
Sam wants a cracker. Sam wants a cracker.
Gilligan, your parrot would like another cracker.
I've already given him fifteen crackers.
Gilligan?
[Gilligan reluctantly gets out of his hammock, goes over and tosses another cracker in Sam's cage, then goes to get back in his hammock]
Gilligan, as soon as you get back in your hammock, he's gonna want another cracker. Why don't you give him the whole box so we can both get some sleep.
[Gilligan nods, then goes back and throws the rest of the crackers in the box into Sam's cage, then returns to his hammock]
There. That oughta do it.
Yeah. Couldn't imagine what he'd want now.
[Puts his hat over his face]
SPSam, the Parrot
Sam wants a drink of water. Sam wants...
S1 E28They're Off and Running
Well, we all go through this sort of thing once in a while, Skipper. We don't appreciate what we've got until we lose it.
S1 E32Physical Fatness
There's a table in this Navy manual that tells me how much I should weigh.
Maybe it's under "tonnage".
Gilligan, my boy, I've prepared a dish to titillate even your unsophisticated palate. Behold, la spécialité de la maison.
What is it? It smells like fish stew.
Fish stew? It's a world-famous French recipe -- bouillabaisse.
It sure smells like fish stew!
No, no, no, no, no, it's not fish stew; it's bouillabaisse!
What does bouillabaisse mean in English?
Errr -- fish stew.
S1 E35My Fair Gilligan
[At the end of the dream sequence, Gilligan took off his crown, placed it in front of his feet and is shown stomping on it to destroy it] I don't wanna be king! I don't wanna be king! I don't wanna be king!
S1 E36A Nose by Any Other Name
[Up in the coconut tree, mocking the Skipper as he looks for coconuts] Gilligan, do this. Gilligan, do that. Gilligan, go here. Gilligan, go there. Gilligan get this, Gilligan get that. Boy I'd have a life of leisure if only my name weren't Gilligan. The Skipper wants me to get six more? Maybe I won't get him six! [Dejected] Okay I'll get him six. [Looks off to his left] Oh, there's six. [Starts reaching for it] C'mon baby. [Starts slipping] Uh-oh. [Falls out of tree] HELLLLLP! [Thud]
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