Sam wants a cracker. Sam wants a cracker.
Gilligan, your parrot would like another cracker.
I've already given him fifteen crackers.
Gilligan?
[Gilligan reluctantly gets out of his hammock, goes over and tosses another cracker in Sam's cage, then goes to get back in his hammock]
Gilligan, as soon as you get back in your hammock, he's gonna want another cracker. Why don't you give him the whole box so we can both get some sleep.
[Gilligan nods, then goes back and throws the rest of the crackers in the box into Sam's cage, then returns to his hammock]
There. That oughta do it.
Yeah. Couldn't imagine what he'd want now.
[Puts his hat over his face]
Sam wants a drink of water. Sam wants...
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